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    Smiley Customer with a Toupee!

    So I got an e-mail from a friend who is a dancer, and she wrote...

    "...Oh yea I danced for an old man with a wig, can't think how to spell toupee? It kept moving, I was dying...."

    Too funny. At one point she even said that she reached up and straitened it out, but the guy didn't notice. He was prolly a little distracted. Heheh.

    She said I could post it hear to share some laughs. Anything like this happen during your dances?
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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    A friend of mine was giving a table dance in the middle of the club one night. She went to rub her hand on his head, and off came the toupee. We all died laughing... thank goodness the guy had a good sense of humor.
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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    *giggles*

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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    hahaha. Been there done that. I don't know who I felt worse for him...or myself. Eh...probably him.



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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    I have a wicked cowlick right at the front of my head on the right side and one time a girl ran her hands through my hair (rather randomly I might add) and it made it stand up really really funny, but I didnt notice. Man I got some funny looks until one girl was like..."why do you spike your hair on one side?" Haha, man I felt stupid.

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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    Quote Originally Posted by PBJ
    I have a wicked cowlick right at the front of my head on the right side and one time a girl ran her hands through my hair (rather randomly I might add) and it made it stand up really really funny, but I didnt notice. Man I got some funny looks until one girl was like..."why do you spike your hair on one side?" Haha, man I felt stupid.
    Sounds like the movie "There's Something about Mary" and the hair gel scene

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    Default Re: Customer with a Toupee!

    now THAT's funny. I hope they at least gave you a drink
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    i had one awhile back. you could see the glue or tape? glowing in the blacklight. too funny

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