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    ive always been horny, but not THIS HORNY!!. I want it ALL THE TIME. upside down,inside out,over the counter,double pen., just all out crazy. and theres nothin i can do about it!!!lol
    the guy im kinda seein is boring sexually unless he's drunk then he does the freakiest things to me,which is only on weekends IF he goes out. i BEG him to come to the club with me on fri. sat. night. lol

    ANYWAY...anybody get real horny phases and just wanna run around humpin legs??? haha

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    all i can say is...yes.
    By a route obscure and lonely,
    Haunted by ill angels only,
    Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
    On a black throne reigns upright,
    I have reached these lands but newly
    From an ultimate dim Thule-
    From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
    Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

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    "So...honey... want some vodka???"


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    Yup. Not getting it makes you want it more. Is it almost time for your period? That always makes it worse.
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    From a guy prespective, the more you get, the more you want it. I was not getting any for a while being away. While self pleasure is a temp fix, I was cool. once I got home and was getting some, I found I was more frusrtated when I had to leave again. Once gone I would feel the urge a few times a day.

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    By a route obscure and lonely,
    Haunted by ill angels only,
    Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
    On a black throne reigns upright,
    I have reached these lands but newly
    From an ultimate dim Thule-
    From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
    Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

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    ^ Bullshit. I gave my boyfriend four blowjobs one day and when I asked if I could give him another he said he wanted to cuddle!! Asshole.

    PS: True story, not sarcasm.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    ^ Bullshit. I gave my boyfriend four blowjobs one day
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    Im not near my period...im 7 mos. prego.lol but i was like this before...

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    pregnancy hormones will do that to ya. it's a feast or a famine baby!
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    I recently had a thread entitled, "I NEED COCK!!!!!!" I'm with you babe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    ^ Bullshit. I gave my boyfriend four blowjobs one day and when I asked if I could give him another he said he wanted to cuddle!! Asshole.

    PS: True story, not sarcasm.

    he is no man!

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    OH GOD YES. I feel like a cat in heat sometimes, just running around rubbing up against things and dragging my ass on the floor. Well, not literally. My husband is in a band and he tours much of the time. The stangest thing happens. I get SUPER F-ING horny the day he leaves and usually stay that way while he's gone. Once he gets back I'm back to normal. It isn't fair. Not one bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    ^ Bullshit. I gave my boyfriend four blowjobs one day .
    Sounds like oversize ball syndrome. I recommend at least 4 more a day. Dr. Maple has spoken.
    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    ^ I asked if I could give him another he said he wanted to cuddle!! Asshole.
    How much juice do you think the little coconuts hold???? Geez! Besides, what a jerk for wanting to be affectionate!
    By a route obscure and lonely,
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    Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
    On a black throne reigns upright,
    I have reached these lands but newly
    From an ultimate dim Thule-
    From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
    Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

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    Sarcasm is not your strong suit I see.


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    Quote Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
    Sarcasm is not your strong suit I see.
    no...

    Been to your land! Awesome place!!!!
    By a route obscure and lonely,
    Haunted by ill angels only,
    Where an Eidolon, named NIGHT,
    On a black throne reigns upright,
    I have reached these lands but newly
    From an ultimate dim Thule-
    From a wild clime that lieth, sublime,
    Out of SPACE- out of TIME.

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    ahh i think every girl need cock shit i would love right now it just feels sooo damn good...but then theres times when i really dont feel like it..oh well

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    Eh, I got some last night. It wasn't up to expectations. Don't you hate it when you build something up from some false memory in your mind, and when the real thing comes...its just lame and all you have to show for it is soiled sheets.

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    yess damn does guys that brag and say thell hurt us with their big cock and all i see is a little ass dick that just ruins everything

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    oooh i hate that!!! one time this guy was braggig like that for weeks about how big he is and how he goes all night. finally gave him a chance and his stuff was bout the size of my pinky finger and uncircumsized.It took him 27 freakin minutes to get off.If it was big and he knew what he was doing,it would have been great. I just laid there, didnt even moan. lol like a blow up doll. that was the last time i talked to him. poor guy.

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    lmao, girls are so cruel

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    I can go all night if you let me take an 8 hr nap in between .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara
    this guy was braggig like that for weeks about how big he is and how he goes all night.
    Always under-sell. That way, it's a happy, positive surprise. Howard Stern has been doing this for years, talking about how he's "hung like a cashew" and whatnot.

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    ^ Good point, CE.
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    I understand being horny 24/7... that's the way I've been lately... it's driving me mental... last saturday the bf got 9 bj's (my record for giving him the most bj's in one day) and he DIDN'T EVEN FUCK ME ONCE!!!!!
    Did he not get the hint?
    Anyways, my tip for dealing with the horniness? warm bubble bath

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    OMG, I was so horny when I was 6-7 months preggo. I had the best o's of my life!




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