LOL!! But in some places, it's due on the 3rd. Rat bastards, making us pay early!!
Don't forget the car repair money.
Or.....Oh shit!! I planned a trip for next week and I'm flatass broke!! I gotta get my ass in and work doubles for the next 3 days so I can still go on my trip!!
Or......FUCK!!! I scheduled my boob job for Monday, it's Friday and I'm fucken broke and the rent's due!!! And my doc says if I reschedule I'll have to wait a whole 'nother month! But since I waited so long, if I don't do it on Monday, I'll lose my deposit!! SHIT I better get my ass in to work! I gotta make $8000 by Monday!!!
Or.....GODFUCKENDAMMIT I just got my tits done 3 days ago, I'm broke, rent is due in two days, my landlord has already threatened to kick my ass out twice before, my doc says I shouldn't work for at least 4 weeks but I gotta go make money! Fuckit, I'll just dance reeeealll slow.

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