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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    LOL!! Alright then, in that case you must make a trip to Seattle on the double to get lost in my cleavage....er, brand of fantasy

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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    Um, for me it's not about a fantasy, it's about PHP stimulation without relationship complications. It promotes better health. Using the word 'fantasy' to describe what I get out of a dance is a bit of a stretch. I guess a hardened veteran could describe any pleasure a blueballer ever gets is a fantasy. But then again, so did my abusive ex-wife.

    Thankfully I've only run into a half song dancer once. She was your typical high ego, hard attitude hustler who was oblivious to the fact that guys were buying dances from her more out of pity than fantasy.

    Now I just ignore these gals.


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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    'Starting in the middle of the song ruins the romance' -- What romance? Only that fantasy one in the custies' heads.

    'We wanna be convinced you're not just doing it for the money - even if only for a song' -- Yeah, we'll play along with that fantasy baby, as long as you keep paying.
    Well, I'll admit to the "fantasy" drive. And that's why I enjoy my trips where I get hours of stripper attention for the cost of drinks. Or OTC offers for dinner. It strokes my ego, and I like my ego stroked

    But...

    When it comes to starting at the beginning of the songs, it's not about any fantasy for me. It's about that many strippers will rip off customers if you don't force them to be honest by keeping track. There are two practical advantages to making them start at the beginning of the song. First, I can keep track of the actual count. Second, I don't really need to count because it throws the dishonest strippers off their guard. By establishing right from the start that I'm not a sucker, they generally keep an honest count from that point forward.
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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    Guys, you're missing the point. I'm not saying that you want the full song because you want the fantasy, or vice versa. I'm saying that some of the reasons you've given in this thread as to why it's so important to you that we start at the beginning are very emotional reasons which indicate that this fantasy that so many of you like to claim is merely a pinkie fabrication, clearly is very much alive and well over in blue

    And I was merely pointing that out, and trying to lighten the tone just a tad. So can we just have a little fun already? Pleeaaassee??

    But AZ, hardened veteran?? LOL Ain't nuthin hard about me baby!
    From my experience, a guy who gets that defensive about it, is more into the fantasy than the others

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Guys, you're missing the point. I'm not saying that you want the full song because you want the fantasy, or vice versa. I'm saying that some of the reasons you've given in this thread as to why it's so important to you that we start at the beginning are very emotional reasons which indicate that this fantasy that so many of you like to claim is merely a pinkie fabrication, clearly is very much alive and well over in blue
    Sure, there is some of that. And some of it's not specific to strippers, but service in general. No matter what we are buying, we tend to like it when the people selling to us are honest with us, take a little extra time to make sure we are comfortable, etc. The rushing into the song at the 1/2 way point can easily convey a sense of "I really hate being here, and I despise serving you, so let's get this over with". And that's not just stripping, most businesses people can end up feeling fairly negative about a seller that rushes them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    And I was merely pointing that out, and trying to lighten to tone just a tad. So can we just have a little fun already? Pleeaaassee??
    Sure

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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    I've been lurking through this thread since it started, and IMHO, whether we're talking about measuring dances in fractions, number of seconds, ankles, or anything else, market forces drive the bus, and determine whether it will stop again at that location. One would think that every dancer must understand the concept that more than one dance is always better than only one dance, and that there is value in return customers. Trying to milk custys full price for a half song seems to prove otherwise....

    The best approach I've seen was a dancer who joined me in the middle of a song, and offered to dance the remainder of the song for free. If I liked it, I could pay for the next one, if not, she would move on. Now I know some of us are incredible cheapos, but there was NO way I was not going to buy at least one dance from her after getting that free half song. In fact, I ultimately tipped her the price of a full song anyway.

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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

    I've done the half of this song into the other half or more of the next, but I always tell the guy the plan so he doesn't sit there wondering.


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    Quote Originally Posted by azcustomer
    Honey, I was using the Royal "we".
    Meaning whom; your left nut, your right hand, your dick, and you balls? I'm confused.... ???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    You guys have to see Scarlett working to appreciate this - she really never sits down.
    I have and it's amazing and spectacular all at the same time.

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    Default What the hell was this topic about again?

    Quote Originally Posted by azcustomer
    Did Not!! (sticks tongue out at Bridgette)
    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    Did Too!! (knees azcustomer in the groin)
    Quote Originally Posted by Jenny
    Less Filling!!! (beats Mr. Punk with rolling pin)
    Quote Originally Posted by mr_punk
    Tastes Great!! (chugs beer, belches in Jenny's face)
    This is all very amusing, and worthy of putting a bag of ACT II in the microwave, but could we at least get back to arguing and pulling each other's hair over the topic at hand, whatever it was.


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    Default Re: "Sweetie, I don't do half songs."

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    You guys have to see Scarlett working to appreciate this - she really never sits down.

    I have and it's amazing and spectacular all at the same time.
    Oh dear, Bob Loblaw..you're going to have to introduce yourself to me one day, it's kind of creepy that I don't know who you are! Thank you though.

    I'm at the Cecil this Sunday. I'll start on the next song.

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