Poor Tara Reid. Honey you have to be a celebrity to get into nightclubs for free.
That is why Burt Reynolds doesn't show up at these things!
Poor Tara Reid. Honey you have to be a celebrity to get into nightclubs for free.
That is why Burt Reynolds doesn't show up at these things!
i hate that girls gone wild guy!
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
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Ohhh, that's kinda sad. Why does she stand there waiting, it makes it worse. She should've just walked off, like,whatever, didn't wanna come here anyway..poor girl. Reminds me of grade school when I was always the last one picked for teams.
That LOOK that Paris shoots her is just so - ugh, flashbacks to the mean popular girls of high school yore. I never felt much sympathy for Tara Reid before now, but damned if I don't want to just hug her now!
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
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"We're sorry Tara, we have reached our annoying drunk blonde quota...OH WAIT OMG ITS PARIS". Yeah, the fact that she just stood there and airkissed the GGW asshat 4 times is ridickermoose. Tragic. I feel so bad for her etc.
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