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    Default I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    Ok, This was several months ago but im gonna tell it anyways....


    wish i would have told it while it was all still fresh.....but...


    I agonized over dancing for months,and couldn't pry myself away from s.w. with every passing night, and was tericfied of going alone, til i met a couple of goofy girls who just moved in beneath me.....

    we hit it off really well!! there was talk between us girls of the new club and if we were brave enough.........

    well, the one girl was impulsive and just jumped u and said Im gonna do it!!!!

    again I stayed home...

    I think she was in it for a poularity contest with her friends..

    Listen carfully girls this is why you should go alone....


    Well, she did it, got hired on the spot. she made 50.00 her first night, so i thought ok if she can do this i know i can, so 3 nights later when i got a week end off from my reg. job i met up with her at the club, I hung out with her and watched her dance...

    the security guy aproched me and said so what are you waiting for?? you gonna give it a try? i said "gee i dun know" he said ok, i'll be right over here, when you decide just give me the word and i'll escort you to the boss. you will get it on the spot..

    a few hours went by and i gave him the "come hither look"

    He didnt even talk to me, just got on his radio, and told the big man up above, he said send her up.

    the boss took one look and said, so you gonna start tonight ? I was like, humm how bout tomorrow night?

    he said fine your on the scedual, dont be late.

    I was excited...

    My first night we packed our dancer bags and headed out.....

    Only I had a problem..... well more then one...


    1 : I had a terrible U.T.I I was miserable with it. having to piss every 5 seconds, only to find out it was just a single dam drop of pee..with burning and the constant erge.

    2: I was on my period, with tremendus cramps to add to the U.T.I. cramps, and 3: I also was suffering from larengitus and strep throte.... My throte was soar as hell.
    and a head ach and back achs from my period.

    arrrrrrgggrrrrrrrr

    I asked myself if i was gonna let this stop me, I looked in the mirror and said................ Girl!! It's now or never, If you don't go tonite, you know you never will.

    the funny thing is..I have a great amune system and havn't been sick in 2 years with anything at all.

    til this night.

    so I grabbed the azo tabs, and a soar through lasgin, along with 1 tylonal.

    when i got there my girl dragged me to the dressing room, we changed, talked, and had a wonderful night!!

    after being there in the midst of all the excitment i just sorta forgot all about all my ailments and made 150.00 before tip out, but spent my first half of the night hidding in the dressing room, so i'd say i only really worked 4 hours. the other 4 was spent, hidding.

    I felt so wonderful about being on stage. I was told i was a "natural" meaning classic beauty, or girl next door, by the custy's...

    also after doing my second stage set in front of 2 younger college guys, i went to thier table and confessed to them it was my first night, and just wanted to thank them for making me feel so comfortable, and held out my hand to shake. they shook my hand and said, did you say this is your first night? i said yes. they were like --WOW!!! we never would have guessed it....

    I felt like a brand new woman.

    I was walking on clouds. and completly forgot about all my ailments all together.

    that week. the girl i went with , told the whole apartment building..

    bragged very loudly, and told all of our friends... even blurted it out in front of my kids, who then told my ex---who called me in the middle of a "coranary heart failure" (Not really) but from the sounds of him you'd think it for sure. He was screaming at me.. in full objection, I was like "geeez you act like im breaking the law" that just made his blood boil even more.

    He said you don't have to shake you'r ass for money, if you need money, just ask me. you got it anytime you need it.


    That girl even put stripping on a few different job aplications and told everyone at her reg job.

    so there went my cover (

    the following week end he called me on a saturday and asked what my plans were i said im going to work, he was like.........GOD NO!!!!!

    please dont go!!!!!!!!!!!!! he pleaded, iwas like "Geeeez what the "big hairy deal"? he said, Im the boss at my job and all my guys there are planning the week end at the same club!!! when i said so?? I thought he was gonna pass out..

    after hanging up the phone i put some thought to it and decided against going. some of those guys i'v know for 15 years.

    and He said if he heard any of them saying any discusting perverted comments about his ex while at work he would have to punch them and get fired for sure.

    so for his sake that was the end of my adventure...

    I loved every minuite of it....and want to go back so badly, but decided if I do, i will stick to bartending... "sigh" but what a wonderful night..

    p.s. the dancers were so sweet. and helpful. a few of the veteren dancers took a liking to me. I knew that ment something. "They dispized the very obnoctious extremly happy and overly friendly goofy girl i came with"
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    Default Re: I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    Maybe you could try working at another club where you do not know anyone.

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    Default Re: I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    Girl, I feel you! I danced one night only and desperately want to go back.

    Why didn't I go back? I'm a college prof and I'm scared of losing my teaching job. Plus, hubby has lots of colleagues and friends who frequent the clubs and would be somewhat disturbed to find me dancing (although, they probably would spend money on me). There is no club in this town where it would be "safe" for me to dance. I thought about a wig and colored contacts to hide my identity, but hubby says I'm crazy to even think of risking my teaching job because I make decent money teaching part time and only work a few hours a week. Damn! I wish I'd discovered dancing before college and kids....

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    Default Re: I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    Yep - hubby was right. Saw a student on campus today that I actually danced for. I'm pretty sure he recognized me since he kept walking past me in the hallway and really looking....I guess hubby is right - STUPID risk!

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    Default Re: I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    sassy,

    I'm 34..

    Hey girl at least we can say that we got on stage older, and wiser.

    I live in a tiny town, the next closest club is an hour and a half away.

    speeking of your lil college boy though.

    I went to the hard ware store to pick up a tool, and the desk man was at my club. he saw me nekkid. for sure, but I dont think he recognized me, i looked to much like a mom that day.

    the night I stripped, 2 girls from my old reg. job came in in thier med. uniforms....

    They were total bitches to me at our reg. job.

    I saw them and ran to the d.j. booth.
    I said i cant go back, he asked why..... and i pointed them out, he smaked me on the ass and said, get back down there and make some money, and how do you think I feel he said.... My family was the founders of this town...

    I went back out think, "yeah right dude, your not nekkid though"

    So I was all stripper'ed out, by the veteren dancers. I didn't even look like me in that mirror. i looked like a STRIPPER!!!

    So i was like, ok they wont recognize me...

    cuz i didnt recognize myself...

    I was wrong....

    they aproched me, all giggely and shit, they acted like 2 school girls who were talking to a celebrity.... they were so nice, and excited and everything.... they were shocked, and all that.

    I know i could never go back to my old job now. no way. the whole building knows for sure i bet.

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    Default Re: I was Sick as a Dog My First Night.

    so you are still dancing? I'm jealous....

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