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    Default My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    So this guy found my profile and started IM'g me. He at first seemed okay and he's nice looking in his profile. But then he just bam, starts bugging me to meet him! I'm like dude, I don't even know you. So now it's 2 a.m. in the fucking morning and he's IM'g me. I was dumb enough to give the fucker my # and now he won't stop calling. But it's always an unidentified #. And he wants me to go to his house at 2 a.m. What makes this more interesting is that he keeps posting the following bulletin on MySpace entitled "Stranger Sex Revisited":

    "need your feedback

    you come here, i am waiting in my bed naked for you. you are on your cell phone as you drive here, we are both getting very excited at the prospect of what is going to happen. my house is dark and unlocked. you arrive, let yourself in, and disrobe in my living room. you enter my bedroom naked. i am naked too. you hang up the cell phone.

    we don't speak but you crawl under the covers and we feel each others' bodies against each other. we touch, we kiss, we lick, but before we ever say hello, you are on top of me. i am inside you.

    Part 2

    It's the middle of the night. you went out with your friends, i with mine. I get home, check my inbox, and low and behold, your phone number is there. I call.

    You had just fallen asleep. The phone wakes you and you race to it, answer, panting. You are surprised at how forward I am, an are hesitant to admit you are excited. Eventually, you invite me over. Instead of my home and me waiting naked in bed with my door unlocked waiting for you, you are waiting for me.

    As I drive to your home you are curious, excited, reluctant, but what the fuck, you only live once. We talk on the phone my entire drive over to you. An then, I arrive, silence. I enter. I find your room. I close the door behind me. Within seconds my tongue is between your legs, your hands pushing my head in. My talented tongue brings you to climax very quickly. After a break I do it again.

    The night ends there or it continues with your imagination guiding the rest. I hope I find your phone number in my inbox late at night

    thoughts? which would you prefer?"

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    I mean what an ego! He acts like everybody just is dying to fuck him and seems shocked I won't just go to his house tonight. Here's the IM conversation.


    lqqn4u4fun: hi
    fairy tale muse: hi
    lqqn4u4fun: can you come over?
    fairy tale muse: uh, no
    lqqn4u4fun: no?
    fairy tale muse: no
    lqqn4u4fun: pr que?
    lqqn4u4fun: wht not?
    fairy tale muse: well for one because I don't even know your name
    lqqn4u4fun: yes you do, lol
    lqqn4u4fun: sam
    fairy tale muse: okay
    fairy tale muse: okay, now that I know that I'm still not coming over
    lqqn4u4fun: why not?
    fairy tale muse: well besides the fact I'm about to go to bed I don't even know you and I don't make a habit of going to people's houses I don't know
    lqqn4u4fun: ok, you can have a pass tonight
    lqqn4u4fun: it would have been nice if you answered the phone
    fairy tale muse: well if that was you calling with an unidentified #, I never answer those
    lqqn4u4fun: well answer it this time l)
    lqqn4u4fun: ring ring
    lqqn4u4fun: u know its me
    fairy tale muse: it's in the other room
    fairy tale muse: and I can hear it
    lqqn4u4fun: go get it, ill try again
    fairy tale muse: it's still an unidentified # and I'm not answering it
    lqqn4u4fun: my number doesnt display for some reason
    lqqn4u4fun: not on purpose
    lqqn4u4fun: my # is 813 849 2952
    lqqn4u4fun: not trying to hide it from you
    lqqn4u4fun: so here goes again, lol
    lqqn4u4fun: so you know who is calling and you know my # . . . so why arent you answering
    lqqn4u4fun: hello?
    fairy tale muse: well it's still in the other room and I dont' feel like going to get it
    lqqn4u4fun: thanks
    lqqn4u4fun: ready to get it now?
    fairy tale muse: nope, still sitting here with my dog in my lap
    lqqn4u4fun: sweet

    I think I need to figure out how to block him on IM. He is really getting annoying.

    Or maybe I should tell him I'm coming over and to be ready naked...and I'll send a dude instead.

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Block him on AIM? MySpace IM? ICQ?
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    just tell him, "i'll be right over. But i fear i should warn you; i just got done fucking sandy."

    He'll retract his invite for fear of getting Aids or any of the 28 other std's i've got.

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    myspace AIM. I'm not sure how to block someone.

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Go to File, then to Preferences. In there, go to Privacy. There is a box to add names in that says These People Can Never Contact Me On IM
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    I'm going to call him.

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I'm going to call him.

    Ooooo. Fun idea!
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuw. Creepy. I hate guys like that, skeevy. Hmmm. I am trying to think of something witty you can tell him.......but it's like 2am here and I just ate McDonald's. Vomitacious.
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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Ha Emily Please post what happened! And Bunny I hope you are ok, that sounds extremely creepy..

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Possibly born April 9, 1970 makes him 36 today.
    Back in 2004 in San Deigo, http://www.edoggers.com/lqqn4u4fun

    ...yea, send over a few dude friends and tell him he's going to get a "long hot pounding".
    "Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I'm going to call him.
    I wanna call too! Everyone should call..







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


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    Damn, I'm tempted myself.

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    Default Re: My Space: A Breeding Ground for Fucktards....

    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    Damn, I'm tempted myself.
    Jay, that would be HILARIOUS!! You should call the dude up and portray yourself to be Frustrated Bunny! He'll flip and leave her alone if he finds out she's really a he...unless he likes that sorta thing







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    I didn't call. I pussed out.

    Jay, you do it!

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    Well, the area code is all wrong, and about the last thing I need is some drama complication in my boring and happy home and office life with a wacked-out MySpace bozo. But it's fun to think about.

    Putting on my deepest (or gayest) (or breathy-est) voice: "Hi, this is fairy tale muse."

    Or with a snarl, "Heya, this is Ernie? At the Pro Gun Shop in Tampa? I hear ya been messin' with my girlfriend."

    Or something. It's fun to think about.

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    Breeding ground for fucktards? You've just described the internet. And, for that matter, the world. Let's all think about that. How about this - whether you block him or not, stop im-ing with him. Just close the little window. Repeatedly if necessary. Although I'm still dying to see what will happen if Jay calls him.
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    ^^^
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    That is the area code for Tampa.

    Tell him to meet you in public, and tell him you want to meet at Keith's on Nebraska (gay bar in a seedy area of town).

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    the number he gave you does not work. i use ip relay.com for all my prank calls. its intended for the deaf but its great for prank calls

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    well, I kept wondering why his number wouldn't show up on my caller ID. I mean the ONLY time numbers show unavailable on my cell are sales calls or bill collectors. 813 is the tampa area code but that may not be his # though. I never tried to call. Mast suggested I get an attorney to send him a cease and desist or just send a cop to his house.

    What is weird is when I first started chatting with him I told him I was a court reporter and then he said he was an attorney. I was trying to find out his last name to see if he really is in fact an attorney. When I asked him what kind of law he practiced he pretty much said anyything, which is kind of weird. Just about every attorney I know practices certain types of law or mostly one type or whatever, but he was so vague. So I kind of want to chat with him again and see if I can get him to tell me his last name so I can look him up.

    If that phone # isn't even real I am sort of really getting freaked. What if this dude is a psycho killer? Maybe next time I work at the State Attorney's Office I should ask one of the state attorneys what they think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
    Well, the area code is all wrong, and about the last thing I need is some drama complication in my boring and happy home and office life with a wacked-out MySpace bozo. But it's fun to think about.

    Putting on my deepest (or gayest) (or breathy-est) voice: "Hi, this is fairy tale muse."

    Or with a snarl, "Heya, this is Ernie? At the Pro Gun Shop in Tampa? I hear ya been messin' with my girlfriend."

    Or something. It's fun to think about.
    ROFLMMFAO


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    I think this thread is cruel.

    You have clearly met someone who cares about you and has great literary skills, you have led this guy on and now that you have failed to close the deal you are moaning and bitching and threatening court orders. In reality with your attitude you have little chance of finding someone so willing to share with you ever again.

    This guy is not only prepared to come over and perform oral on you (note he is talented) but he wants to know your NAME also.

    I think I can speak for most guys in that given the chance to hump a complete stranger, we would not be interested in her name after the event and would only offer one of our friends names if asked.

    I think you should re consider, he could be the one.

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    Yea right, the one! It sounds like you followed her onto stripperweb from myspace or something. Saying a guy that is stalker-esqe is the one is exactly what a stalker would say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofonehunglo
    I think this thread is cruel.

    You have clearly met someone who cares about you and has great literary skills, you have led this guy on and now that you have failed to close the deal you are moaning and bitching and threatening court orders. In reality with your attitude you have little chance of finding someone so willing to share with you ever again.

    This guy is not only prepared to come over and perform oral on you (note he is talented) but he wants to know your NAME also.

    I think I can speak for most guys in that given the chance to hump a complete stranger, we would not be interested in her name after the event and would only offer one of our friends names if asked.

    I think you should re consider, he could be the one.

    lqqn4u4fun?





    FrustratedBunny-can you give us his myspace id# or name?

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    sonofonehunglo, you are kidding, right?

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