Just in from a miserable night at the club. Officially, this is not a TR.
My regular Friday evening female entertainment is in NYC for the night, so I decide to head down to Providence and hit the club. None of my regular girls are working, so I figure I'll look for some new ones to add to the rotation. Was going to hit a new club tonight, but my time was short so I hit the home club.
I notice a couple new, rather decent girls on the stage, so I sit at the rail, tip them both a $5 bill, and tell them individually to find me at the bar if they'd like to do some dances. Now, it's Labor Day weekend, and the place is a tomb comparatively speaking, and it's the end of the month, so the monger in me is thinking it's a Perfect Storm.
Do either of the girls make their way to the bar? Nope, they go straight to the dressing room. Undeterred, I repeat this process twice more, with the last girl--one I've seen there many times before, clearly a veteran--actually asking for a drink, as she's finishing her stage set. I get the drink and one for myself, and wait. And wait. I turn down a hard hustle from a Brazilian with a face that would stop a freight train. And wait. About twenty minutes goes by when I see the girl sitting with the ever-present scrawny white dude trying desperately to be a gangsta from Compton while sipping his Bud Light for two hours.
While I'm not exactly a regular fixture, it's not like they've never seen me before in the place and a couple of them know I spend money because they see me with my regulars. Recalling my daily hygine routine, I did a malodorous armpit check and looked in the mirror to see if there was something stuck in my teeth or if I'd grown a pustulating wound or another head out of my shoulders. None of the above being the case, I just decided to call it a night and take my pocket full of money home, since I couldn't seem to give it away. This is happening more and more and I can't figure out why. I haven't changed, so maybe it's the strippers.
Is it just me? Or is it tougher to give away money than it should be these days?



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