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    i went to a club i never been to a club before i saw a stripper her name was sherry she asked if i wanted a dance and i said whats a dance and she said a quote private fantasy dance endquote i asked her if she would be my girlfriend and she said quote my boss would not like that endquote so i told her boss that sherry wants to go out with me but she says he wont let her he got mad he told if i said that again he would kick me out i think sherry loves me i love her i told her i do not have a job i get ssi but i would like to buy her a ring and she would marry me and she said no do not do that i said okay i would like to meet more strippers because i bet they are all pretty like sherry i asked her what time it was and she said quote you are wearing a watch why do you not look at your watch she was nice i would like to get to know the strippers here i dont know the internet too much my dad shows me how to run the internet he said i am 42 and i should learn to run the internet i said okay my dad showed me how to quote post my pic endquote do you think i am handsome my mom said i was handsome until she went away what is soft really really soft what time is it ha ha just kidding i have a watch i love you bye
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanityAtLast
    i think sherry loves me i love her i told her i do not have a job i get ssi but i would like to buy her a ring and she would marry me and she said no do not do that
    well, i can't imagine why she wouldn't marry you. you sound like quite the catch for a stripper. let's see, you sound flakier than a box of cereal, you're unemployed and getting a disability check. oh, silly me, i know the problem. do you play a musical instrument? if not, learn and you'll have to beat them off with a stick.
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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    I smell troll.

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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    quote TROLL endquote

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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    awesome.

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    i am so mad i went back to the club to see sherry last night while i was on the bus to go to the club i pooped in my pants but i still went to the club cause my friend one time told me quote do not worry about that people will understand because everyone poops in their pants endquote so i went to the club to see sherry and she yelled at me cause i told her boss she wanted to go out with me last time and she said i almost got her fired and she called me stupid and she asked me why i smell so bad and i told her i pooped in my pants on the bus and she called me a quote retard endquote i thought she was nice but she is not nice and i am not going to get dances from her anymore and i can not truly afford it any way because i only get 6 hundred dollars a month from ssi and my dad told me i can not afford to get dances it hurts me because i love sherry and i would like to marry her but not if she is going to be mean to me and mr-punk why did you call me a box of cereal i am not a box of cereal i think your head is full of cereal why dont you go poop on your moms head ha ha where did you buy your brain at the diarrea store ha ha stupid and lunch box thanks for saying i am awesome you are awesome too do you want to be my friend maybe we can go to see strippers together ha ha where do you live i live in laurence harbor nj and i go to the go go rama but i dont know if i will go there any more because people were not nice to me last time cause i pooped in my pants ok i am going to look at some dirty pictures now ha ha i love you sherry bye oh and i am not a troll trolls are those little blue people in that cartoon they are blue with a white hat and white pants ha ha you are stupid ok bye
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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    Funny. The same thing happened to me last week.

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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    This thread is beyond awesome!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SanityAtLast
    i am not a troll trolls are those little blue people in that cartoon they are blue with a white hat and white pants ha ha you are stupid ok bye
    no those are called smurfs not trolls

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    Default Re: i saw a stripper

    With apologizes to those that find this thread entertaining, we're tired of watching it.

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