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    So, inthe DW seminar it says to tell custies the truth about your relationship status if you're dating. But say it positively. "Yeah I have a boyfriend and he's GREAT. I have this job, he doesn't mind and he loves it when I come home!"

    So... a customer was being really annoying the other night and asked if I had a boyfriend. Seeing as this guy was a major ass and I didn't want to deal with him, I said, "Oh yes. I have a great relationship. I moved to this country because of him! He's so good to me, I love it!"

    His response?

    "Good, then you can scream his name when I'm fucking you."

    He spent the rest of the dance telling me how hot it would be when I screwed him telling him how I want Michael to do that to me.

    LOL...

    Yeah, that worked!

    What do I say to that? HUH!?

    Humour. Not a stab at DW at all.


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    No sales system in the world is fool-proof against complete assholes. You know that, right?

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    Yeah I know. I just thought it was funny since it was actually the first time I tried it. Like, "Well, that went well!" I laughed on the inside.


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    I always tell customers who ask that I have a boyfriend. Most don't care. Every now and then I will get customers who spend alot to "steal me away." I even had one who asked if I felt guilty dancing for him because I liked it so much and he seemed to get off on this. So DW, this tecnique works well for me, even on the assholes.

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    Eeee! I am totally excited about when my at home course arrives!
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    Ive used that same line as well. Wish everything was asshole proof. Like some spray to keep them away like Raid but for assholes. At least you got some dances with him...hehehehe.
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    Depends on the vibe I'm getting from the guy. Sometimes I'll say I have a boyfriend or "a man"....but I never tell them I'm married. They might try to steal you away from a BF...but most wont even bother if they know you are married.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl
    Depends on the vibe I'm getting from the guy. Sometimes I'll say I have a boyfriend or "a man"....but I never tell them I'm married. They might try to steal you away from a BF...but most wont even bother if they know you are married.
    that seems to be true. it's really odd. if a guy is very direct with his questions about my having a boyfriend i'll say i have one. the next question is usually "how long have you been together" if i answer truthfully and say "4 and 1/2 years" they repeat "but you aren't married?" and when i say "nope" they act like it's a great thing. they usually come back with something like "well then, there must be something wrong" or "good, then you're not really taken."

    w.t.f

    some people who are married have been with their SO for less time than me.

    i normally don't lie to them, but i WILL say "no" if the first question is "are you married?" and then i won't bring up having a boyfriend unless they get pushy about it. most guys say "you married? you got kids?" and i say "no, just a little dog" then i start talking about my dog a little bit to gear the convo away.

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    Pretty, funny, but I still disagree with DW on the boyfriend thing. I recommend lying.

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    Having a boyfriend in the past didn't seem to affect my overall earnings much. Sometimes he'd even come into the club and have drinks when it was slow. There was one time a customer took issue with it but he was a jerk anyway and I was glad to be rid of him.

    Guys usually don't believe me now when I say I'm single. I do get a lot more requests to hang out after work, but I meet a lot less resistance from big spenders who want a GFE.

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    Ehh, the guys don't believe anything we say anyway. So why tell the truth about having an SO? I always say I'm happily single and that I can't be bothered with a boyfriend. And I always will. Even if I'm married with 9 kids.

    If I say I'm single, most the time they come back with "bullshit! there is NO WAY a girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend" As if I'm not allowed a choice in the matter.

    The few times I actually did say I had a bf, they mostly came back with something like, "but is he good to you?" And when I say yes, they ALWAYS say bullshit. WTF?

    I'm with Kat on the lying thing. DW may be good, but there's some things you can't apply in our business and have it turn out well. It may work for one or a few, but mostly I'd say not. And I'd have to ask if, for the girls who say that telling the truth about a bf DOES work well - how do you know you wouldn't make more by lying?

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    ^^Agreed. I also think that no matter what, the guys who ask are usually just lurkers who aren't really going to spend that much money. They tend to come to an SC to try and find a fuck buddy, a date, or (gasp) a girlfriend. The really good customers who know the drill are there to get dances, or maybe a private show, and they don't really care what you do outside of work.

    You have to sense whether or not the customer wants a quick thrill or a GFE, then act accordingly. But I still think lying is the best policy here, especially if you can reinforce it with other statements like, "Why would I want a boyfriend when I can have fun with so many other guys every night? Who wants all that jealousy in their life?".
    I often tell them that I have about 20 different boyfriends every night I work and that's enough for me.

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    It's not about making more money by lying per se, it's about diffusing an issue so it doesn't become the central preoccupation of the customer. In other words, you say your single and all you will do is get bothered by the customer all night to go out with him because he knows your single. On the flip-side, you boldly state that you are married and are happily so, you've diffused the issue before it ever becomes one. I'm not stating that you just blurt it out, you have to say it the right way. And yet I've seen enough evidence that when done right, it works in your favor. When I used to interview a LOT of dancers I used to look for patterns. This was one of those patterns that really shocked me actually and seemed to be contradictory to what my initial instincts were on the topic. My original business partner, Amber, was the perfect example. She wore her engagement ring every single night and she swore by the fact that it increased her income rather than hurt it which is what spawned us to do some research into the topic. We asked tons of dancers making the top incomes in their clubs or any clubs for that matter. One of the big common denominators I saw was that of all the dancers earning $1000+ a night, virtually all of them wore their wedding rings if they were married. Probably over 90%. I really understand how your instinct might say that this system doesn't work, and yet the numbers don't lie. It's not a matter of saying you are, it's a matter of HOW you are saying you are that makes the difference.

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    you can call his name while I'm fucking you . . . for me that would have been the point where the dance became really crappy.

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    DW, I diffuse the issue by saying that I will not go out with him. If he is spending money and asks again, I will entertain him by saying NO in clever ways, while keeping him interested in the dances. We lose money if we "diffuse" in the wrong way. Telling the guy that there is NO chance in hell most often causes his wallet to snap shut. If he wants to spend his money asking me and getting turned down for dates, fine with me. I got a hundred lines to throw at him, for a price

    I use answers similar to Alexxa's. I act like I'm one of those chics who uses guys for sex and entertainment and then tosses them aside when I'm done and I make it clear that I do the choosing - which, hasn't been too far from the truth LOL! Oddly enough, despite the fact I'm telling them NO, you wouldn't believe how many guys suddenly want desperately to be 'picked', and how their behaviour will change! They become very putty-like and their wallets remain open

    I agree with Alexxa also, that most the guys that ask aren't buyers anyway. It's the ones that ask during the buying process that you can deal with

    And Susan, the guy who made that comment would be soooo easy to fuck with, and get more money from! That's where you start playing on his bullshit with more bullshit, all the while laughing and giggling as he buys another dance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette

    It's the ones that ask during the buying process that you can deal with
    Now THAT I absolutely agree with!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    We lose money if we "diffuse" in the wrong way. Telling the guy that there is NO chance in hell most often causes his wallet to snap shut.
    Agreed. In my case, whenever I truthfully told them I'm bi with a girlfriend, the customers usually started thinking three way. "Is she hot?" is usually the first question out of their mouths, followed by questions about our sexual practices. If a custy ever suggested anything OTC, whether with just me or both of us, I'd always play the card that my girlfriend wouldn't like that very much. It wasn't a firm no from me so they could continue to believe in their potential to persuade.

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    Him: "Are you married?"
    Me: "Nope! I'm the world's happiest divorcee!"

    Him: "So do you have a boyfriend?"
    Me: "Of course! A girl like me doesn't stay single for long." (little laugh)

    I don't bring up an SO unless they ask though. And I definitely haven't gotten one like you got, Morrigan... that's pretty farking classic. How terrific. I might've been tempted to give the guy a freebie based on that great response.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Ive used that same line as well. Wish everything was asshole proof. Like some spray to keep them away like Raid but for assholes.
    You mean this?

    If a guy asks about a boyfriend early on, I blow the question off. If he asks about it back in the Champagne Room after having already spent good money on me, I tell him the truth. It doesn't seem to make them stop spending money. Virtually all of these customers assume that a) if I didn't have a boyfriend I would be with them and b)my boyfriend is a worthless loser and sooner or later I will realize that and coming running back to them.

    The truth is that my boyfriend is a freaking prince and I love him so much it hurts...but I let them beleive whatever they want. It's makes a great excuse why I can't meet them OTC, but still leaves me tantalizingly close to being available.

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