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    This really, really sucks!! I woke up with some bug this morning! I've had to cancel appointment after appointment today. I had a lot of business on the table too....

    All I want is some fresh OJ, and perhaps some vitamins, and I have to go get it myself. It sucks to be single, and the cat is too busy sunbathing to get off her lazy ass and drive down to Walgreens.

    I guess I shouldn't have kissed those two girls on the lake in a wet bathing suit this weekend.

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    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Kat,

    Feel better. If you're having a high fever, hope you at least get some interesting hallucinations out of it.

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    Nyquill, it may stuff up your mind, but it will fix your body.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I guess I shouldn't have kissed those two girls on the lake in a wet bathing suit this weekend.
    Nothing wrong with that unless they were sick with a cold.

    Can you believe 'fully sick' in Australia is the equivlent of totally awesome, or really cool.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    Mmmmm, I splurged on thai coconut chicken soup, fresh squeeze orange juice, sushi, and more vitamins I'll never take on a consistent basis....illness begone as wallet slims!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    I am sure you could find someone to go to the store and help a beautiful woman out on her bad days...

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    Hope you get better quickly honey Rum works good!
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    I've just been offered anal sex as a cure-all. Anyone have any experience with getting fucked in the ass as a way for ME to feel better?

    See, men suck! That's all I get!

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Hmmm, well I can't offer that ^. But I can say that I hope you feel well soon. Because you were gone the whole market crashed and my portfolio sucked. We need you back.

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    Feel better babe! I got the flue 2!

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    Fresh ginger is helpful as well. I like to mince a bunch of it into my chicken soup. Yum Yum. Hope you feel better.


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    Quit micromanaging your portfolio Sitri!! That's what causes emotion to get in the way, and investors to buy high, sell low. It will bounce back tomorrow, then end down again as the weekend begins....

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
    "And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion

    Quote Originally Posted by Mia M
    If a cupcake was tossed at me... well, I'd only be upset if it missed my mouth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I've just been offered anal sex as a cure-all. Anyone have any experience with getting fucked in the ass as a way for ME to feel better?

    See, men suck! That's all I get!
    Interesting, i was going to tell you that semen was the only medication that works. but i was thinking more along the lines of swallowing, not anal suppositories.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I've just been offered anal sex as a cure-all. Anyone have any experience with getting fucked in the ass as a way for ME to feel better?

    See, men suck! That's all I get!
    If that was a cure all, men would already be getting it. I must be evil today. Sounds like an invitation to pain on top of illness.


    Anyone realize the full moon is out?

    Lets see hot babe, portfolio management? Sounds like a good combo if she has a mind like Katrine.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
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    To the valley below....

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    Feel better babe. If you happen to go out again, a liquid herbal extract called Immune Defense Tonic from Herb Pharm gives my immune system a boost. Seems to help me kick all kinds of stuff a little faster. Just squeeze a dropper of it into water or juice and drink 2-4 times a day. It's about $10. I get mine at the health food store or Vitamin Shoppe.

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