You're dancing for a customer and seemingly out of the blue, the customer says/does something that makes you think WTF?!?! Describe your biggest WTF moment while dancing for a cutomer
You're dancing for a customer and seemingly out of the blue, the customer says/does something that makes you think WTF?!?! Describe your biggest WTF moment while dancing for a cutomer
I had someone say "u look like my ex wife" or "u look like my sister".......the sister one scares me lol
Last edited by FBR; 09-09-2006 at 02:41 PM.





The best would've been when I had a customer remove his teeth and ask if I wanted to be gummed. Them when I said no he put his teeth on my clothes on the floor... But not after he held them for four songs!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Getting preached at about how I'm going to burn in hell, while giving the custy a lap dance! Ummm, yeah...Riiiiiiight.
Or the customer who put a wooden dowel in his pants and wanted me to grind on his "woody".I guess it is cheaper than viagra, and it has no side effects (unless you count splinters
).
Or the customer who "came" from an air dance. Twice. *at least that is what he told me.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!
Originally Posted by Paris
I have had a customer say the same thing except it was while I was onstage. He came in several different times and would give me religeous booklets with his 1$ tips.![]()
Last edited by FBR; 09-09-2006 at 02:38 PM.




Wow,this is some disturbing s***.I haven't met people like that yet,even after all these years.
This is not as bad,but something I've never heard of before.Some guy a couple of days ago asked if I can do "the motor boat",and was very surprized when I told him I've never heard of that before.What it means is that he puts his face between your boobs and shakes his head sideways really fast,while blowing a lot of air and making some kind of a deep sound.That was actually very funny,but the clubs doesn't allow things like that (thank god).
I haven't been at this too long, but hte other night I was dancing for a custy and he was telling me how amazingly sexy I was. Then he started on how much Viagra he would need to keep up with a girl like me...umm yea bring attention to the fact that you're like 3 times my age...
With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.![]()
"Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. "My God....
Paris, I did a vip for a custy All Night! in an AIR DANCE club, and he was wearing these light kacki (sp) pants, so I could see that he had cum. He was also very vocal, 3 times! He also asked me to sit on his lap, I was like, "We're not allowed" Wierd!

While I was dancing for a customer, he asked me to step or kick him in the nuts as hard as I could (for extra money). I couldn’t bring myself to do it, but back in the locker room several girls said they would have no problem doing it.
I met this guy! Or someone with the similar tastes, anyway...my club DOES allow this kind of thing, and he had girls all around his table doing it for him all night.Originally Posted by rusdancer
eww guys creep me out when they say weird shit like that
I had a guy who really like my hair, and liked it brushed accross him and over his face. He also liked to play with it which I LOVED.
I had a guy ask me to kick him in the nuts, but I didn't want to so I got another dancer for him who was always angry. She loved it!
This is a little bit off topic, but a friend of mine used to do this little "act" with a customer/friend of hers. He would come in and tip her while she was onstage and she would say "thanks, Dad," and pretend he was her real father. Hilarious to those of us who knew the truth, but a real shock for anybody else within hearing range.
Last edited by FBR; 09-09-2006 at 02:57 PM.
BTW, I think that guy was talking about his daughter like that to see your reaction... not neccesarily because it was true.
I was dancing for a female customer, and she said, "OMG I think you are so gorgeous, I hate all ASIANS, they're so ugly, but I think you are very pretty.."
WTF is that???? I'm Filipino!! I was shocked, I've never heard anything like that before.
I deleted a number of posts regarding the kid fantasy stuff. I realize that these truly would be WTF moments but we're not going there. Thanks for your cooperation.
FBR
Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.
I had a foot fetish customer and he was paying me pretty good, but he wanted me to get a friend. (Four feet are better than two, I suppose.) So I picked a girl and he's doing his foot thing to both of us, but all the sudden he wants us to mess with each others feet and smell each other's shoes. I was like- hello? Just because feet turn you on doesn't mean we are attracted to feet. He just couldn't understand how we could not be into the same thing as him. Had to run the other way.
Actually, I do this with my favorite dancer. I let her bury me in it. So I guess I'm wierd. This girl has the most fantastic hair I've encountered. And so as a gift every few months, I buy a coupon to get her hair done every few months.Originally Posted by Jenna78
>>>Sad<<<




Originally Posted by Genesis
OMG, I forgot how it came up in conversation, but I mentioned I was Jewish, and this guy started going off about how much he doesn't like Jews.
So I shook his hand and was like, " I am going to walk away now, but it was a pleasure." And he starts telling me I am a coward for running away.
WTF...whatever




I can only think of one thing that always makes me go WTF?!? When a customer blows on my kitty. Why do that?




ugh. how about when a customer blows anywhereOriginally Posted by hyzenthflay
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and i've got this one regular. he's pretty old. his wife is out of town a lot. he's very sweet. but when i dance for him he does this thing where, well, i think he's trying to nibble my ear, but he only uses his lips and he knows he isn't supposed to do it at all, so he does it really quickly and i feel like i'm being bitten by a toothless lizard. ick...the joys of the lunch shift, haha.





Even better. When they steal your underwear and think you won't notice.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success




Originally Posted by lilithmorrigan
hahahaha!![]()
I was onstage a couple days ago and this couple was sitting at the stage... she had a dollar folded lengthwise and the guy exclaims happily, "She wants to put that in your butt!"
Um...![]()
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