i'm the kind of girl that walks up, looks you in the eyes, says hi, introduces myself & sits on your lap. this goes over really well with guys that are alone or if there are only two guys at a table.
but when there's a group of buddies huddled around a little table, it screws up my approach. i always feel like i'm interrupting. most of the time i'm left standing there listening to the crickets chirp after i say hi & try to introduce myself.what the hell am i supposed to do to get everyone's attention? do i pick a lap to sit on? do i try to introduce myself to each one individually? do i do a loud "wanna dance" while standing by their table? should i do a cartwheel & set my hair on fire?
i mean, i'm not shy or timid. i just flop with big groups. what to do???



what the hell am i supposed to do to get everyone's attention? do i pick a lap to sit on? do i try to introduce myself to each one individually? do i do a loud "wanna dance" while standing by their table? should i do a cartwheel & set my hair on fire?
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Give initial hot dances and they will pass me around the table, all agreeing on how hot I am. It's groupthink. Then by the time I make it around to the ringleader (ie, asshole) the others have talked me up so much and decided I am just sooooo cool that I don't deserve to be fucked with, and they will kinda keep him in line. Or I've made my money and don't mind ditching the group jerk (and the others get a kick out of their "leader" being ditched by a stripper after she just partied with everyone else
). 
My God....
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