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    Default hey DC, be glad you're not a Brit.

    otherwise, it seems those PLs do need an egg timer:

    In many London strip joints, there is no DJ and deciding how long a
    dance lasts is a matter for the dancer taking a view of how much she
    likes you. Anything from 3 to 30 minutes in my experience. taken from ass-c.


    "...And so to the main event, and the second etiquette question of the
    day; with no DJ to call the tune, when is one dance over and another
    one beginning? The tradition is that, at some point determined by the
    dancer's notion of a decent interval, she asks if you want her to
    continue and if you say yes you're into another dance. The corollary,
    surely, is that if nothing is said then you're good. After ten minutes
    of, by her standards, a slightly less than enthusiastic performance,
    my dancer and I were at a point to call it a day, and I let her powder
    her nose and caught up with her afterwards to settle up. Call me old
    fashioned, but I don't think ?120/hr is bad going for a girl with
    patchy English and a less than brilliant mind, but Miss Thing clearly
    had a different idea and literally threw the proffered twenty back in
    my face. I wasn't about to be bullied into coughing up another one, so
    I made my excuses and headed for the door. Miss Thing hastily
    reflected on this, and scurried up to retrieve the note,..."

    http://londonstrip.co.uk/blog/pivot/...php?id=16#body
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    : Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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    Default Re: hey DC, be glad you're not a Brit.

    This guy is fucking pathetic. Give me sixy's blog any day over this drivel!! Talk about entitlement, this guy reeks of it!

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    Default Re: hey DC, be glad you're not a Brit.

    LOL...yeah, he is an arrogant, limey bastard. still, i think he's funny.
    Prophetically, X's first words to me when I walked into the Flags were "What are you doing here?" to which I gave my stock answer "Causing trouble".
    LOL..i like this guy.
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    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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    Default Re: hey DC, be glad you're not a Brit.

    I do agree with him that compared to American clubs, the UK clubs are overpriced, poor value and shyte. UK clubs (or London clubs specifically) cater for those seeking visual, rather than tactile, stimulation. Though the bloke does sound a bit of a tool.

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    Default Re: hey DC, be glad you're not a Brit.

    i've been to england, but i didn't stop at a sc. it sounds like i didn't miss anything.
    Is it not a problem that the woman have a smaller brain than a man? The government scientist Dr. Yamuka has proved it is size of squirrel. - Borat

    Alan Marciano
    : Oh, man...(to himself) Why did I get mixed up with that bitch?
    Lt. Vincent Hanna: Cause she's got a great ass and you got your head all the way up it! - from the movie "Heat".

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