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    Default found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    was giving an LD the other night to one of Those Guys that just can't keep their hands to themselves, when i had an idea.

    i put his hands down and said "oops, now i have to handcuff you!" and...this is a little hard to describe, but you know on the average shoe how there's space between the stiletto heel and the thick platform base? Just enough space to fit a grabby custy's wrist into. You crouch facing the custy, with your feet on the couch on either side of him, pinning both his wrists to the couch with your shoes. then you can keep on with the dance, but he can't move his hands, since you're effectively standing on his hands and his wrists are pinned in that space between the heel and front platform

    bonus: most guys that i did this to actually seemed to like it, or at least find it amusing.

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    That's creative I'll admit, and you may stumble upon a foot fetish guy or too while doing it (although those kind of guys aren't likely to be grabby).

    Problem is, it only works if:

    1. You have couches at your club. (LD's are done in chairs some places and there's nothing stable to pin the customer's wrists to).
    2. Management doesn't mind the heel punctures in the furniture that are likely to result from this.
    3. You can balance yourself while squatting in your shoes while doing this. A lot of gals who dance on couches in fact take their shoes off.
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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    If I dance for a guy who's so bad that I feel the need to pin him down, I will simply walk away and let him molest someone else.

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    I've used my top to tie a customers hands togather behind his back before. He actually asked me to do it, but I thought it was pretty cool


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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    This might work untill you slip and puncture a guys hand with your heel, then it night not seem like such a good idea......

    I agree w/ bridgette, I won't dance for someone who needs the rules more then once. If every guy is like this, the club is letting them get away with too much! In a good club, this shouldn't be the norm.

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    Oh those pesky grabby boys.......

    I'm MUCh too tall to try the shoe trick, but I have found a few things to SAy to them to keep them from touching and not lose the customer.

    1. "You know, this dance only gets better when I don't have to defend myself....feel like playing nice?"

    2. "You know, I don't play with little boys who can't behave....so be nice or I might have to go tell my daddy (point towards any bouncer)"

    3. "Sweetheart, that belongs to me, I'll let you know when you have permission to touch."
    Granted, I never do give permission, but it keeps him in check at least, and hanging on for the "possibility". And when said in a flirty way, they uusually (not always ofcourse) will apologize and behave and even keep buying dances because you didn't lay into them.

    it's worked for me....

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    Quote Originally Posted by ExoticEngineer
    1. "You know, this dance only gets better when I don't have to defend myself....feel like playing nice?"
    I use this sometimes too, but in some cases they are just too aggressive and don't get it. At that point it's time for me to go.

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    I agree Bridgette, at some point (and it doesn't take long) I give up being nice, and tell them to stick it where the sun don't shine and leave.

    I have a really funny story about this that happened the other night, but not sure where to post it......suggestions?

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    hmm. i just say, "i do the touching."

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    Default Re: found a good trick for dealing with grabby customers

    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette
    I use this sometimes too, but in some cases they are just too aggressive and don't get it. At that point it's time for me to go.

    If a customer is getting grabby with me I just play ditzy and giggle and hold their hands down and say something to the effect of "Hehehe, you silly man, you just hold still and let ME do the work... I thought that's how men like it anyway?"

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