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    So into Blockbuster I went today... yay for werk #1. As I arrive, three managers there pounce me with "WHAT DID YOU DO?" and laughter.

    Here's me:




    I had NO clue what they were talking about.

    Manager one: "That was one hell of a prank you pulled last night!"

    Manager two: "Yeah, I was like WHOA!!"

    Manager three: "Do it again?"

    And I'm still:


    So then I get handed the one manager's cell phone. It has a (blurry) picture of a girl in a bikini... in my store.

    I'm STILL all


    By now it seems to be registering with them that I have no idea what they're talking about. So I get the explination:

    "Yeah this really hot chick came walking into the store in JUST a bikini! She was here for forever! She rented movies! She was so hot!!! And in a bikini!!!! And she says she works where you do."


    So yeah. They assumed I sent her over to fuck with them since she dances at the same club I do!
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    LOL so she went over to screw with their minds on her own accord? Neato!

    I have to get my ass down to that end of Florida, sounds like it is more fun than here.
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    I have no idea WHY she went there in a bikini... no clue. She's kinda spacey to begin with, though....
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    I wish I could have a story like that however.. alas.. I do this as full time work as such.


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    Well between all her jobs, if Paige was spread any thinner we'd have to call her Vegimite.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy
    Well between all her jobs, if Paige was spread any thinner we'd have to call her Vegimite.

    Paigemite!!
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    I can just see the add campaign now... Pagiemite, all hail the power of Mighty Paige.

    Better than Marmmite!!
    Beter than Vegimite!!
    Great Tasting and Helathy!!

    Its Paigemite, for when your just spread too thin....


    I'm beginning to wonder what planet I'm from. lol
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    holy shit that is so funny! I would have loved to have seen that.

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