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    A lesson on Gravity.

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    Hmm. Looks like she COULD be a dancer who is a pole n00b... or a n00b in general...
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    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! that was funny!

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    And THAT'S why we don't wear jeans on a pole. Duh.


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    it was the sound when she hit the deck that got me. ouch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus
    it was the sound when she hit the deck that got me. ouch.
    I felt the the same way!
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    O....M...Head...

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    That's funny!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nautilus
    it was the sound when she hit the deck that got me. ouch.
    That thud... man it must have hurt. I always thought jeans would hold better... oh wait nope.
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    hahahahahaha That was the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. thanks for sharing.

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    *thwap*

    Ow.... Poor thing..... LOL. That was funny... but I feel sort of bad....

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    Serves her right for trying to show off w/ out the experience to back it up. That's why I don't do shit like that!

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    LOL!!!! Ooooof!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lola Rose
    Serves her right for trying to show off w/ out the experience to back it up. That's why I don't do shit like that!
    ROFL. Exactly. I am not going to try stunts like that until I am more experienced.

    BTW, was that one of the platnium stages?


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