I'm not sure if I'm putting this in the right section, and it's also a bit of a rant, but maybe some customers can answer for me...
What on earth is going through the customer's head when he tries to
a) shove a tipping dollar up my pussy
b) tickle my pussy with a tipping dollar
c) blow air on my pussy
Seriously.
Because a and b, I've no freaking idea where those tipping dollars have been, they've been handled by hundreds of different people, and I don't recall my boyfriend and I ever using laminated cardboard in the bedroom.
And with c, it DRIES ME OUT.
But customers get so shocked when I'm like wtf? And tell them that they will be kicked out...like they're shocked I'm not enjoying it.
Do customers REALLY think we like this kind of stuff?



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Im at Showgirls.

What kind of crazy-person idea is that? Assuming it had ever even remotely crossed my mind to go home with you, you just blew it right there, buddy.

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