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    Default What on earth goes through the customer's head?

    I'm not sure if I'm putting this in the right section, and it's also a bit of a rant, but maybe some customers can answer for me...
    What on earth is going through the customer's head when he tries to
    a) shove a tipping dollar up my pussy
    b) tickle my pussy with a tipping dollar
    c) blow air on my pussy
    Seriously.
    Because a and b, I've no freaking idea where those tipping dollars have been, they've been handled by hundreds of different people, and I don't recall my boyfriend and I ever using laminated cardboard in the bedroom.
    And with c, it DRIES ME OUT.
    But customers get so shocked when I'm like wtf? And tell them that they will be kicked out...like they're shocked I'm not enjoying it.
    Do customers REALLY think we like this kind of stuff?

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    I swear pussy is not a hot casserole. No blowing necessary. Package comes as is.

    My question to you is... do you really wanna know? My assumed answer is "oooo she'll love it when I grab her pussy... yea lets do that."

    Had a guy tell me the other night that last time he saw me he got to touch my pussy then proceeded to reach for it. I backed away in enough time so that he didnt.

    Wait...wait...wait.. I think I would know since I was there. I would def. remember some guy grabbing my pussy too. I couldnt believe his nerve.
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    Re pussy blowing - I think it's just something to do with male chromosomes, they're just born that way lol. I cant work it out either!

    I find it best to get all the tipping $ up front, that way there are no unpleasant interuptions during the show. That or otherwise make it very clear that the $ have to go in my garter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    "oooo she'll love it when I grab her pussy... yea lets do that."

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    Default Re: What on earth goes through the customer's head?

    The blowing air thing makes no sense at all. Not that the dollar in the pussy makes any, but what's with blowing on it?

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    I know! There was this one customer who would do it and then look at me with this proud expression as if he'd given me an orgasm or something. Meanwhile I was more like, oh my god, did you just blow on it? And then he followed me to my next podium to do it again! A girl and I were like, uhh, we don't enjoy that.

    But since that night I've experienced several guys who blow air on me! If my boyfriend ever tried that at home I'd kick him in the face. (However my boyfriend is smart and knows that what we want is lube, not dry surfaces!) Oh how I wish I could do that to guys at work.

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    Yeah, it happens alot and I think every guy who does it thinks it must feel fantastic for us, <<insert eyeroll here, lol>> Its a pain, but dont ever feel bad about telling or asking people to stop. I usually cover with my hand and momentarilly stop dancing to get the point across and say something like "You know it's MUCH better if you don't do that." If Im dancing for a group of guys it's usually only one whos blowing and his mates will always laugh and tease him for being stupid.
    What club are you at? (Dont feel you need to answer if you dont feel comfortable about it (- Im at Showgirls.

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    Well, when i'm doing cunnalingus (or, well, when i'm about to) i do try to breathe on the clit (not blow) just before i get down on it. Just a heavy breath as i'm going in, then i'm on it. Usually get a shiver out of her which seems like a good thing in the heat, y'know? Kinda lets her know where my mouth's at. Tease, you grip? Maybe guys think it's something like that? What they might be missing is that the shiver is born of anticipation, rather than anything else?

    Just trying to rationalize this... It's that retarded.

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    Lol, no it's not retarded and I didnt really mean to put down every single male in the world in my above post either, lol! You made me feel bad! :-D

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    It's not what's going through his head. It's what ISN'T.

    Restraint.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Can I be devil's advocate? Just reaching for SOMETHING...kinda like MC was...

    We can't touch but blowing isn't actually touching. So blowing is a way to have contact without actually having contact.

    Not that it isn't completely idiotic. Any customer who is doing that has forgotten that you are a person, first and foremost. And, therefore, is probably going to be more trouble than he/she is worth.

    -gen
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    Perhaps it's their way of saying "your pussy is so hot it's on fire, let me blow on it and cool it down or blow on it to stoke the fire"....lol!

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    Maybe vagina inspires labor breathing in men?






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    ^^^ROFL!
    I must work that into some smart arsed comment next time it happens to me! :-D

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    I always look at the guy, cover my crotch and,rolling my eyes, say "thanks for the blow job....dont think you are getting one in return!!" Usually they laugh and realize that they are being idiots..I've never had one try it twice.

    I've given up trying to understand why guys do some of these things. I've never had a guy do any of the retarded things they do in the club out in real life...so are the guys that come in to strip clubs a special breed...or do they just all have their brains temporarily sucked out as they pass through the door???!!
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    Come on everyone ...

    They're just making a wish before they blow out the candle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung
    Come on everyone ...

    They're just making a wish before they blow out the candle!
    Heh, several wishes - huffing and puffing like the Big Bad Wolf in The Tail Of The Three Little Pigs

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    "c) blow air on my pussy"

    i will never understand it, and LOTS of them do it.

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    I do it, cause I want the smell to go in the other direction. Or for it to absorb my tic tac.
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    The guys that blow on a stripper's pussy are probably the same ones that consider the phrase "Honey, I've got a raging boner for you" foreplay.


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    Default Re: What on earth goes through the customer's head?

    I must be weird, because I have never done the blowing thing. In fact, I find the full on gyno show for a buck at nude clubs rather uninspiring. Whatever happened to just smiling at the guy, holding the garter open, and saying thank you when he hands over the dollar? (yeah, yeah, I know).


    Quote Originally Posted by mia_bella
    b) tickle my pussy with a tipping dollar
    See, around here, the dancers actually encourage customers to do that sort of thing. Its either that or they take it between the boobs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pretty_Penny
    "c) blow air on my pussy"

    i will never understand it, and LOTS of them do it.
    Cuz it's so hot they have to cool it off, I guess? The blowing thing barely registers with me anymore, though. Yesterday a guy tried to BITE me on my delicate nethers. What kind of crazy-person idea is that? Assuming it had ever even remotely crossed my mind to go home with you, you just blew it right there, buddy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    The guys that blow on a stripper's pussy are probably the same ones that consider the phrase "Honey, I've got a raging boner for you" foreplay.
    Um, yeah I do. So what's your point?


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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar
    Can I be devil's advocate? Just reaching for SOMETHING...kinda like MC was...

    We can't touch but blowing isn't actually touching. So blowing is a way to have contact without actually having contact.

    Not that it isn't completely idiotic. Any customer who is doing that has forgotten that you are a person, first and foremost. And, therefore, is probably going to be more trouble than he/she is worth.

    -gen
    this is exactly why they do it. so they can invade our space if they cant touch. it's a creepy control type thing. like haha i still made some sort of contact with you.

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    ^ That's what's going through his head : "I'm not touching you! HA! I'm not touching you! But you can feel me can't you! HEH HEH HEH" (As he lecherously rubs his palms together).

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