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    Quote Originally Posted by mia_bella
    I'm not sure if I'm putting this in the right section, and it's also a bit of a rant, but maybe some customers can answer for me...
    What on earth is going through the customer's head when he tries to
    a) shove a tipping dollar up my pussy
    b) tickle my pussy with a tipping dollar
    c) blow air on my pussy
    Seriously.
    Because a and b, I've no freaking idea where those tipping dollars have been, they've been handled by hundreds of different people, and I don't recall my boyfriend and I ever using laminated cardboard in the bedroom.
    And with c, it DRIES ME OUT.
    But customers get so shocked when I'm like wtf? And tell them that they will be kicked out...like they're shocked I'm not enjoying it.
    Do customers REALLY think we like this kind of stuff?
    a) Me See Pussy
    b) Me want to tickle pussy
    c) Me want to blow on pussy
    d) Me want to spend $1

    So O.K.

    How come some dancers?
    a)blow in my ear? Come on, that give us ear aches.
    b) stick ass totally in my face? My focal distance is approximately 18 inches. Anything within 3 inches is not visible. It is smellable.
    c) suck their own nipples? Do they know where their mouth has been?
    d) grab my d*ck like they are driving a 48 Ford Pickup? That hurts.

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    Ok, blowing on pussy. Guys like to get into a girls head, drive her crazy and make her lose control. Chicks see an attentive lover as someone who cares for them, like it signifies an emotional connection somehow, while guys just measure their performance by how wet the girl gets and how wound up/crazy she becomes. If a guy doesn’t love a girl then he basically sees her in a way somewhat similar to how strippers see clients, they just settle in to get something so.. if a client blows and a stripper seems to offer a real emotional reaction it would work for them, especially if they increased the pace after and seemed to get into it more. Most guys just wouldn’t realise that strippers aren’t in it for anything other then to run a script for cash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReflectedVoid
    Ok, blowing on pussy. Guys like to get into a girls head, drive her crazy and make her lose control. Chicks see an attentive lover as someone who cares for them, like it signifies an emotional connection somehow, while guys just measure their performance by how wet the girl gets and how wound up/crazy she becomes. If a guy doesn’t love a girl then he basically sees her in a way somewhat similar to how strippers see clients, they just settle in to get something so.. if a client blows and a stripper seems to offer a real emotional reaction it would work for them, especially if they increased the pace after and seemed to get into it more. Most guys just wouldn’t realise that strippers aren’t in it for anything other then to run a script for cash.


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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
    Girls actually get into the blowing thing? I think its pointless.

    Well yeah but its the only way to interact and get an emotional response, like I said, guys like to tease and work a girls body. In the moment they prob hope a girl will enjoy it and maybe get more horny, lose control and lead into something, which sounds like a stripper never does do that. I mean your selling a fantasy right? Nice homepage btw.

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    I make a joke about it with guys. "I know the plastic doll you have at home LOVES to be blown on, but sorry honey, I'm a -real- girl!"


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    I believe that some of them think we actually enjoy that shit. I always tell guys they can't touch my tits because it's a club policy even though it's not. Last week I had a guy say, "Oh, well that's too bad, you probably wish we could right?" Yeah right fucko, I really want men groping my tits.
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    Quote Originally Posted by avacheetahs
    ^ That's what's going through his head : "I'm not touching you! HA! I'm not touching you! But you can feel me can't you! HEH HEH HEH" (As he lecherously rubs his palms together).
    Agreed with this and what others have said - these guys think they've found a way to beat the system: affecting physically without technically 'touching'.

    The best response to blowing ever was posted here by some one I cannot recall (identify yourself!) but would love to give full credit to: "Careful there - it might blow BACK!" Could it be Brigette, maybe? Hmmm . . . anyway, I've used it while onstage and gotten a sheepish laugh (and he stopped, more importantly).

    As for the "but I see dancers taking dollars with their boobs" as a defense for trying to shove dollars into our pussies: A) Can you not see how very different a mucous membrane is, as opposed to the rather benign area of skin covering our sternums? and B) When a dancer chooses to do that, SHE is making that choice, she is in control. That's not your decision to make. (That also goes for the small percentage of dancers who will take dollars WITH their pussies. I personally think that's gross, and I know other dancers do too, but it's still her body and her choice.)
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    I REALLY hate the blowing thing,and agree about that they do it because they get to physically "touch" you without touching you,and without being seen touching you,so they don't get in trouble.

    I would also like to know what goes through their heads when they stick their tongue out really far.Is it like the blowing thing,when they pretend that they are are licking you?

    Also when during a dance they put their arms on the sides of the chair,without moving them,but try to feel you with their thumbs?

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    Also....when they squeeze their knees together very tight,when you are infront of them,leaving bruises?

    I wish they would stop doing all those things,because we not only notice all of them,but we feel them,and they either offend us or even hurt physically.It's hard to suppress feelings and remain calm and finish dancing like this.When customers behave themselves,we don't feel threatened in any way and give the best dances and appreciate them treating us with respect.

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    A dancer I know asked a customer why he just blew on her, his response, "it makes me feel closer to you" so like many said, I think it's a form of touching without touching. Absolutely disgusting.

    Yesterday at the club I was working at was full of blowers, and full of guys saying if we could touch, you would prefer that wouldn't you, and for whatever reason a lot of if I like to take it up the ass, and to top it all off, a guy as I was bending over to get changed, but his hand between my legs. I hate Saturdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GenWar
    Any customer who is doing that has forgotten that you are a person, first and foremost.
    Woah wait just one minute man ... you mean ... those dancers ... that shake their stuff when I give 'em money ... are *people*?!

    Crazy talk.

    To the OP ... seriously have no clue what goes on in the minds of some people, I've never tried to do any of those things, nor have a concept of what might impel someone to behave like an ass.

    I guess I can fathom the idea of (c) implying some form of contact ... but that's still a bit of a reach to me.

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    Yes please rub my vagina with germ infested $1 bills...i fucking love it...thats just the type of thing i love coming in contact with precious pussy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aine
    Perhaps it's their way of saying "your pussy is so hot it's on fire, let me blow on it and cool it down or blow on it to stoke the fire"....lol!
    Actaully, I have had guys SAY things like that to me. So maybe you are not too far off there!


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    I think since they aren't allowed to touch it, it is their way of having an effect on you (blowing on it) b/c you actually feel what they did, they wanna make you go Ahhhhh and that is the only way without touching you (in their simple minds) I assume.

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    Ahhh! I worked a Saturday and was doing a podium on the small podium in the club, and I'm bending over, and a guy tries to shove a tipping dollar up my pussy! I snatch it from him and start screaming "if you try anything, whatsoever, again, you and anyone you came in here with is out!". I then turn around and start dancing for another guy, and he tries to shove one up my pussy! I was like wtf? Did you not hear what I said to THAT guy?! So I snatched the dollar and screamed at all of them if any of them tried anything, they would all be out regardless of whether they knew eachother or not. I then noticed some guys that had booked me earlier were behind the window that walls the podium I was on, so I started to dance for them through the window...and then at the end the guys who had tried to shove tipping dollars up me had the nerve to bitch me out because I didn't pay attention to them.

    Never doing a Saturday again, EVER.

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