Last edited by Bellona; 12-06-2008 at 04:43 AM.
Ew. Maybe he was a fishmonger?
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There's a disorder that makes some people smell odd like that, I don't recall the name of it.
Or maybe he was just f-ing nasty.





Some guys who aren't circumcised, and don't wash their wangs properly, get a nasty smell. Comes from their regular discharge basically rotting in the folds of their dick and sitting for no telling how long, because they don't pull the skin back to wash that thang.![]()
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There was no part of that paragraph I didn't like.Originally Posted by Bridgette
People are not ruled by their memories.





I've smelt guys who were 'fishy', but basically all over. So so SSOOO gross. I've always just assumed it was generally they don't wash themselves. It seems to often be obese guys...don't manage to wash under the folds I'm guessing. Gag.
It may be a part of his diet also. People who eat different things tend to have different smells about them.
I need to know what diet that would be so none of my men that come see me at the club would go on it that is just nasty. I would of made up something and said I’ll be right back, go to the back, come back out and dance for someone else like I forgot about him.




yes i have smelt that smell! it is gross!
Gross!!!!!!!!
There's a rare syndome known as trimethylaminuria. It's caused by the body's inability to produce the enzyme that breaks down trimethylamine when eating fish. The trimethylamine is then secreted through breath and sweat, causing the person to smell distinctly fishy. People with this condition should consider avoiding fish in their diet, unless they want to go through life smelling like old fish.





I had no idea such a condition exists?Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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You name it, there's one or more conditions for it. The body is a marvelously complex system of many interactive organs at the micro and macro levels. The liver itself is a chemical factory, producing enzymes and other chemicals that account for thousands of chemical reactions. If we wanted to build a physical plant to duplicate the work of the liver, we'd need a factory-sized building.
Universally, the more complex the system, the higher the probability of a breakdown in processes. We can expect that of all the stuff flowing through us, the liver might miss a chemical or the body might produce an unwanted antibody - say, an enzyme that doesn't process the chemical that makes fish smell. Or an antibody that sees ragweed pollen as an unwanted enemy and creates an allergy. Or even brings in short supplies of dopamine or serotonin so that the brain processes are affected.
When you think to yourself, "Why can't my body act right," consider that it is according to design specifications 99.9% of the time. The amount of biochemical actions and reactions it takes just to wiggle a toe is breathtaking. Multiply that by the never-ending processes through the entire body, and it's a wonder that it works as well as it does.
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That shit made me want to turn straight up lesbian. lolOriginally Posted by Bridgette





.Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
hahahahahhahaa





damn, i didn't know such smell things happen.![]()

i just puked in my mouth..





how one could not be aware of one's folds rotting i have no idea.![]()
Yeah, I knew a guy who wasn't circumsised ad he smelled like fish down their. I thought it was weird.





Originally Posted by Vyanka
I shall now have to start a campaign to make all men not bathe so I get all the ladies.
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" 'What a piece of work is man. So marvelous in complexity and...' aw, fuck it. Let's just have a drink and forget the whole thing."Originally Posted by Jay Zeno
- Bart Newberry (Mitchell Ryan), Gross Point Blanke (1997)
"See, believe it or not (and I don't care whether you do), it's never been about the sex. I get sex at home, anytime, and we like it, and it's good for both of us. No, my stripclub experience has been about acceptance, and affirmation, and desirability...There have been some women who have a personality that just clicks with mine, and in the faux-sex atmosphere of the club, it's a mix that is completely seductive." - Jay Zeno
me tooOriginally Posted by Vyanka





I don't think you have to do that campaign.Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter
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^^Agreed![]()
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