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    So I was on stripclublist reading the shit reviews on the shit club I work at and this 'ex dancer' posts

    'Ashley Just wanted to say i think your a insult to REAL dancers.I come from the days of stripping when the girls could actually dance AND where goodlooking!! You are neither. The reason you work at this club is because the girls there are all druggies and it actually makes you look somewhat presentable. Please please please, lose some weight take some dance lessons THEN try dancing again. From a REAL exotic dancer.'

    Like OUCH! How the fuck do I respond to that

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    Laugh at it. Tell her that she's pathetic and sad for feeling the need to post such a thing on a board like that. Tell her to get a life!


    I hear shit all of the time on that forum at the club I work at. I've been called fat, ugly, flabby-tittied, etc... its laughable and sad
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    How about" fuck you bitch!".......and follow up with" crusty old hag "or something?

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    LoL my reply(with a new pic posted of myself from last night) was ..

    Wow someone has a dildo up their ass. I am actualy not going to be working at I Don Knows much longer because im being booked like crazy at clubs out west as a feature. I am also entered in Miss Nude Ontario and Miss Nude Canada.. so I cant be that bad. But hey to each their own...everyone is entitled to their own opinion.. oh and if I lose anymore weight I will be a walking bone rack with tits, so I think not

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    I think my mistake was awhile ago I posted a really really really bad pic of myself... I was bored and posted something like 'hey guys come check me out im 5'2" 120lbs 36DD natural tits' etc.. something stupid... yea it was pathetic... ahaha anyway check it out..



    I feel like I should have posted 'darling its not my fault your a washed up 50 year old dancer weighing in at 300lbs.. I mean is it really my fault you didnt save your money insted of snorting it up your nose and now your giving $2 blow jobs in the VIP gumming the guys cocks?'

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    LMAO this is fun...
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    OMG Paige I love you!! thats the best reply ever!!

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    Anything for you, my hot phone sexxin mama
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    I do need to call you again!! I keep meaning to but get busy lol

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    Superfun! }:d

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    left you a little comment.. there's no way in hell you are overweight or unattractive because I've seen your pics.

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    Thanks exotisch! I feel much better now.. I cant believe I let that bitch get to me

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    Oh god, stay off SCL!! That site is just...blech.

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    pay those comments absolutely no mind....dancers and customers (mostly those who feel like they were entitled to more than they could actually get inside a club) make the snide comments. and clubs dis one another too...it's actually pretty funny. but i'm sorry they left that bad post about you...it is untrue, as you are not ugly, and i'm sure you move beautifully.
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    that site is such a load of shit..... The person who posted is obviously jealous of you.. thats what happens.. When your making money, theres someone trying to get in the way of it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cally
    I think my mistake was awhile ago I posted a really really really bad pic of myself... I was bored and posted something like 'hey guys come check me out im 5'2" 120lbs 36DD natural tits' etc.. something stupid... yea it was pathetic... ahaha anyway check it out..

    http://www.stripclublist.com/m.asp?c=12053

    I feel like I should have posted 'darling its not my fault your a washed up 50 year old dancer weighing in at 300lbs.. I mean is it really my fault you didnt save your money insted of snorting it up your nose and now your giving $2 blow jobs in the VIP gumming the guys cocks?'
    I don't think this pick is bad at all. Nor do i think you need to lose any weight. You look great. Don't let some little rag get to you.
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    The new pic of you on the pole was stunning Cal Great picture.

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    always take the high road and laugh it off. people get so pissed if they know they cant bother you

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    Eh, ignore her. We all know you're hot
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    Don't let it bother ya Cally-I just posted a thread about the same thing. I wrote a comment on SCL and posted a pic of myself and someone said I look like I'm 60. I'm just gonna ignore it.

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    LOVE the new pole hanging picture! Are there more like that, like in a set? If so, do share!
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    I would've said this, "You're not paying me, so I don't give a fuck about your worthless, hating ass opinion." "But, i'm that good so I don't blame you." "I know i'm doing something fabulously great, cuz the money is rolling in and I have ppl like you observing me."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    LOVE the new pole hanging picture! Are there more like that, like in a set? If so, do share!
    Thank you Rose There are more pics in the pic post.. here ya go... the first two pages have pics.

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    What the fuck ever! Thats a great picture of you! Someones just jealous and too much of a pussy to tell you to your face. Im sure she'd get a much different reaction if she had the balls to tell you herself. Hmph.... haters=lame.
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    Those dudes are a-holes. You look good!


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