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    Seriously - should I get my wife one of these machine and/or sabian type devices?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Seriously - should I get my wife one of these machine and/or sabian type devices?

    http://www.libchrist.com/sybianvenus/sybian.html

    You mean one of those? I would never worry about a normal sex toy, but those.... well those scare me man. From the reactions I've seen on them... well you'd need to source your own solutions elsewhere, unless she ever wants the real bit again.
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    I've actually tried it....I was not impressed

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    I think i would love it, but where would i hide it and it costs too much. Who invented it anyway?

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    If you haven't already, do a search on fucking machines. Some of the craziest contraptions you could imagine lol
    Emily, I'd be a little worried for the woman if the thing rotates instead of strokes but then what do I know. It must not have hurt you any

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    wow! i should try that!

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    My boyfriend loves Sybians. He's planning on getting me one.


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    If I was gonna drop serious cash on faux penis... I would go with a fuck machine instead of a Sabian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Emily
    I've actually tried it....I was not impressed

    Awww Emily.... don't make me smile that much. lol I know they don't work on some.


    Well this phone device gives new meaning to reach out and touch someone:

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by not_a_custy
    If you haven't already, do a search on fucking machines. Some of the craziest contraptions you could imagine lol
    i've seen that site before... some of those machines are fucking insane!!

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    Wow...and to think I actually thought this was a thread for us drum geeks


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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    Wow...and to think I actually thought this was a thread for us drum geeks


    Awesome...I was thinkin da same....but seriously, seriously doubting it was the symbols. No offense ladies.

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    LOL i'm sure you could find a way to use that as a sexual aid if you really tried

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    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    Wow...and to think I actually thought this was a thread for us drum geeks

    OMG man we screwed up, sorry mojo!! lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx
    i've seen that site before... some of those machines are fucking insane!!
    Another good one to check out is Sawzall sex or something along those lines.
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    I've tried the sybian and also was not impressed. The only reason why I'd buy one is to do webcam work.

    I'm waiting for my hubby to buy one of these:
    http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.a...OD&ProdID=2519


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