Seriously - should I get my wife one of these machine and/or sabian type devices?
Seriously - should I get my wife one of these machine and/or sabian type devices?
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Originally Posted by MojoJojo
http://www.libchrist.com/sybianvenus/sybian.html
You mean one of those? I would never worry about a normal sex toy, but those.... well those scare me man. From the reactions I've seen on them... well you'd need to source your own solutions elsewhere, unless she ever wants the real bit again.
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I've actually tried it....I was not impressed




I think i would love it, but where would i hide it and it costs too much. Who invented it anyway?


If you haven't already, do a search on fucking machines. Some of the craziest contraptions you could imagine lol
Emily, I'd be a little worried for the woman if the thing rotates instead of strokes but then what do I know. It must not have hurt you any![]()




wow! i should try that!





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If I was gonna drop serious cash on faux penis... I would go with a fuck machine instead of a Sabian.
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Originally Posted by Emily
Awww Emily.... don't make me smile that much. lol I know they don't work on some.
Well this phone device gives new meaning to reach out and touch someone:
lol
http://www.shock-therapy.org/symbian-vibrator.htm
http://www.thetoy.co.uk/
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i've seen that site before... some of those machines are fucking insane!!Originally Posted by not_a_custy





Wow...and to think I actually thought this was a thread for us drum geeks
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Originally Posted by DancerWealth
Awesome...I was thinkin da same....but seriously, seriously doubting it was the symbols. No offense ladies.![]()
LOL i'm sure you could find a way to use that as a sexual aid if you really tried![]()





OMG man we screwed up, sorry mojo!! lolOriginally Posted by DancerWealth
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One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?


Another good one to check out is Sawzall sex or something along those lines.Originally Posted by Darcy Foxx
Peoples' creativity never ceases to astound me........or they just more time on their hands than I do![]()
I've tried the sybian and also was not impressed. The only reason why I'd buy one is to do webcam work.
I'm waiting for my hubby to buy one of these:
http://www.pleasuremenow.com/index.a...OD&ProdID=2519
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