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    my club has recently changed owners and the new owners have installed floor to ceiling mirrors on every wall of the club. well this young guy is watching me and tipping me for about 3 sets in a row and as he walks away from the third set he watches me in the mirrors. he is clearly headed out the door and still watches me in the mirror...so closely that he walks right in to the mirrored wall next to the door with a huge smacking noise!!!!! im watching the whole thing as i dance and i just collapse laughing on stage. its the best compliment ive ever received
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    lol....


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    that is awesome! ever seen "memoirs of a geisha"? reminds me of the scene where the girl makes some guy riding a bike crash into a venders cart with just one look.

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    hahaha. That's awesome!

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    I once had a guy crash his truck trying to look!

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    Hahaha. Thats priceless.

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    I was putting on lipstick in the turn lane at a red light light one time. I noticed the guy in the lane next to me checking me out of the corner. For some reason I started hamming it up, putting on my lipstick really provocatively. The left turn light came on and the dude gunned his car--right into the car in front of him. I turned to him and gave him an "Oopsie!" look and merrily drove on my way. Not my fault, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel
    I was putting on lipstick in the turn lane at a red light light one time. I noticed the guy in the lane next to me checking me out of the corner. For some reason I started hamming it up, putting on my lipstick really provocatively. The left turn light came on and the dude gunned his car--right into the car in front of him. I turned to him and gave him an "Oopsie!" look and merrily drove on my way. Not my fault, right?
    Hahaha!!! Thats awesome.

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    I was in Flordia using a phone booth one time while my fiance was sitting in the car and some guy was walking out of the store and he walked right into his truck door for looking....
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    I always feel sorry for people that hurt themselves while checking me out. I've had guys at the club trip over everything from steps and tables, to crashing into other people; even the bar. Just walking down the street is even more hazardous to traffic. Especially the poor guys on bicycles. They always eat it the worst.

    Of course, it can work the other way, too. I was walking down a street with my sister, and she was so busy checking out the hotties across the road that she smacked right into a post. She actually got a bloody nose from it. Damn it, watch where you're walkin' there!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel
    I was putting on lipstick in the turn lane at a red light light one time. I noticed the guy in the lane next to me checking me out of the corner. For some reason I started hamming it up, putting on my lipstick really provocatively. The left turn light came on and the dude gunned his car--right into the car in front of him. I turned to him and gave him an "Oopsie!" look and merrily drove on my way. Not my fault, right?

    OMG....that's awesome!

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    Lol! Yea, I was thinking Memoirs of a Geisha, too!

    Never had something like that happen to me... But one time I was riding my bike and turned back to look at a tree and crashed into a truck full of wood...
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    I had a guy almost crash his car while staring at me... luckily for him he didn't

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    Had a guy checking me out at a bar while I was dancing (note: actually dressed conservatively. Guess it's just the way I dance). He went to take a drink of his beer, while trying to still check me out, and fell backwards into his friends, spilling his drink all over his shirt. He sat up, shook his head, and immediately looked for me again.

    Bad learning curve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel
    I was putting on lipstick in the turn lane at a red light light one time. I noticed the guy in the lane next to me checking me out of the corner. For some reason I started hamming it up, putting on my lipstick really provocatively. The left turn light came on and the dude gunned his car--right into the car in front of him. I turned to him and gave him an "Oopsie!" look and merrily drove on my way. Not my fault, right?
    This is how I get people to let me pull out into traffic! I have a little metal "pot" of lip gloss and I will put it on sort of seductively with my finger as though I don't care if anyone ever lets me out. Works like a charm.

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