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    We've all heard bad pickup lines, but has there ever been one that actually worked for you?

    I distinctly recall that one of the first things my fiance said to me was:
    "Wow. You look a lot less slutty now."

    (This after I had just changed out of my clubbing clothes into sweats and no makeup. I went to breakfast with him, the forced him to take my number, then asked him out when he called two days later)

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    He whispered in my ear when i was facing the other way that I was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen. I was smittin

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    "You're a Hoosier!" I dated a guy from Indiana. He was impressed I knew what a Hoosier was.....

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    What is Hoosier?

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    I was wondering the same.
    I found these this site :-D

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    Default Re: Bad pickup lines that worked

    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    We've all heard bad pickup lines, but has there ever been one that actually worked for you?

    I distinctly recall that one of the first things my fiance said to me was:
    "Wow. You look a lot less slutty now."

    (This after I had just changed out of my clubbing clothes into sweats and no makeup. I went to breakfast with him, the forced him to take my number, then asked him out when he called two days later)
    Okay... Check out.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    I was at a frat party my freshman year of college, talking with a Jewish guy about my conversion, which I had just begun to study for. He asked who in my family was Jewish, and I told him no one. He goes, "Oh, so you don't actually have any Jew in you?" I said no, and he smiled and said, "Would you like some?"

    It was so damn funny and he got points for actually working a cheesy pickup line into the conversation. It would've worked except I had a boyfriend. I wound up making out with the guy for a few minutes, but then I got guilty and went home.

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    im going to marry you, you just dont know it yet. and the one that didnt work, while working.. wow, youre almost pretty enough to work ay hooters!

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    Re: Bad pickup lines that worked

    [QUOTE=rozz]We've all heard bad pickup lines, but has there ever been one that actually worked for you?
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    "You're so fine that even teflon would stick to you, baby"

    He just laughed his adorable little ass off... lol

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    Default Re: Bad pickup lines that worked

    one that i've used: "i'm horny, buy me a drink" (it was a dare, but it turned out ok)


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    hahah
    Ok, one's that have worked to get me a phone number.

    "You lost the bet."
    "Huh?"
    "You lost."
    *Quizzical look*
    "I see you're not sure what's going on, but you did lose the bet. NOW, if you give me your number I will contact you later and explain as I am leaving with my friends."
    *Starts to snicker*
    "You're not buying it are you?"
    "No."
    "Ok, then I wont tell you if you give me your number you're automatically entered in a drawing to when a greater prize then what you lost in today's bet"
    "I'll give you my number if you're this funny all the time"
    "Baby, It'll blow your mind"

    Lol. Now, what I wont say, is my and my friends had a bet going, and she did in fact lose. She just didn't know what the hell happened till I told her.

    One girl I was joking with for a while at the gym about health schticks and shit and I told her "Not hanging out with me this afternoon is the leading cause of cancer among women just about your age. I'd watch it."

    She. Was. Fun.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

    to a girl at The Gap, outside the dressing room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    hahah
    Ok, one's that have worked to get me a phone number.

    "You lost the bet."
    "Huh?"
    "You lost."
    *Quizzical look*
    "I see you're not sure what's going on, but you did lose the bet. NOW, if you give me your number I will contact you later and explain as I am leaving with my friends."
    *Starts to snicker*
    "You're not buying it are you?"
    "No."
    "Ok, then I wont tell you if you give me your number you're automatically entered in a drawing to when a greater prize then what you lost in today's bet"
    "I'll give you my number if you're this funny all the time"
    "Baby, It'll blow your mind"

    Lol. Now, what I wont say, is my and my friends had a bet going, and she did in fact lose. She just didn't know what the hell happened till I told her.

    One girl I was joking with for a while at the gym about health schticks and shit and I told her "Not hanging out with me this afternoon is the leading cause of cancer among women just about your age. I'd watch it."

    She. Was. Fun.

    I love it! I'm gonna test this one out...time to memorize

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    Yek, my boyfriend always jokes when I have some Aussie in me.


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    Think like a man
    Act like a lady
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    "You wanna come to my house and watch the football game?"
    And so began a eight month long affair........... I went over to his house and we spentmost of the time on his bed. I did love him, and it broke my heart when he dumped me for a couple teenagers and Ms. California(his ex-girlfriend). He was never able to get used to the fact that I was and still am a stripper. So it did work for a while. I am glad I had that time with him even though we do not even speak to each other now.
    "Can we read it on the Smoking Gun? "

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    I used "Did it hurt? "....."When you fell from heaven?" on a hot guy in a bar just for fun and he turned out to be a Harvard educated doctor who I dated for over a year. He loved it !

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