hahah
Ok, one's that have worked to get me a phone number.
"You lost the bet."
"Huh?"
"You lost."
*Quizzical look*
"I see you're not sure what's going on, but you did lose the bet. NOW, if you give me your number I will contact you later and explain as I am leaving with my friends."
*Starts to snicker*
"You're not buying it are you?"
"No."
"Ok, then I wont tell you if you give me your number you're automatically entered in a drawing to when a greater prize then what you lost in today's bet"
"I'll give you my number if you're this funny all the time"
"Baby, It'll blow your mind"
Lol. Now, what I wont say, is my and my friends had a bet going, and she did in fact lose. She just didn't know what the hell happened till I told her.
One girl I was joking with for a while at the gym about health schticks and shit and I told her "Not hanging out with me this afternoon is the leading cause of cancer among women just about your age. I'd watch it."
She. Was. Fun.
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