Error editing post! Your message is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 5 characters. Cocaine
Results 1 to 24 of 24

Thread: Cocaine

  1. #1
    God/dess Vyanka's Avatar
    Joined
    Aug 2004
    Location
    Cash-Stack-istan Island
    Posts
    14,704
    Thanks
    6,564
    Thanked 11,625 Times in 3,697 Posts
    My Mood
    Angelic

    Cocaine

    http://www.drinkcocaine.com/

    Wtf is this? LOL

  2. #2
    God/dess
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,352
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Another energy drink OH boy ! Think they could of been a little more original with the name although thats what got our attention .

  3. #3
    Veteran Member Aprilleigh's Avatar
    Joined
    Apr 2005
    Location
    Melbourne, Australia
    Posts
    309
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    WTF?.... nothing like promoting illicit drugs to 14 year old kids....woohoo, lets make cocaine cool!!!!!!!
    Appearing at Dreams Gentlemen's Club, Melbourne

  4. #4
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jul 2005
    Location
    Planet Earth
    Posts
    1,809
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Cocaine is cool, but it shouldn't be promoted to kids

    (not cocaine in Australia, granted)
    Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho

  5. #5
    God/dess
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,352
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Hey I already have the next couple of names for the new drinks . Let me really think about this ok I got it , Heroin , acid , weed , extasy wow they should make me the head of marketing . I wonder what the board meetings are like with all these people jacked up on this drink lol .

  6. #6
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    North side of no-where
    Posts
    2,279
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    BAAAAAD choice in name... I get enough Flack from waitresses for drinking Red Bull. I could just imagine if I ordered cocaine. Worse still, I don't really need anything stronger than a red bull, that is unless you want me to turn into a strategy and analysing machine. For some reason I would wager multiple doses will still give you a crash.

    I know why they are playing on the word cocaine, but still not really responsible.

    Sure I would like a jolt...

    CuriousJ I'd love to see the board room too. If they drink this product, I'm sure they are twitching.

    Personally I still miss Dirty Dog Root Beer.
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

  7. #7
    Veteran Member DeeJayOz's Avatar
    Joined
    Feb 2006
    Location
    Golden, Colorado
    Posts
    337
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
    My Mood
    Bored

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Well... it offended somebody in some way. Clicked link and got "This Account Has Been Suspended." Anybody else get this, or is it just me.
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

  8. #8
    Veteran Member Cameo's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Posts
    250
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Hmmm, looks like they already took the website down. From what I've read here, it reminds of one of Dave Chappelle's skits.

  9. #9
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Cocaine

    LOL.

    "You'll have forceful opinions ALL NIGHT LONG!"
    "It'll make your throat numb! So you can start sucking people off more easily when you run out of it & have to get more!"

  10. #10
    God/dess velvet's Avatar
    Joined
    Jun 2002
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    4,778
    Thanks
    154
    Thanked 280 Times in 146 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    no it's real. ellen degeneres had it on her show today. she said it isnt out yet. they probley exceded their bandwith! she said that it is 300x stronger than redbull. she also joked that it comes with a straw that looks like a dollar bill (she was j/k about that part) supposed to come out soon.

  11. #11
    TheSexKitten
    Guest

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by velvet
    it is 300x stronger than redbull.
    Good god, is that necessary??

  12. #12
    madmaxine
    Guest

    Default Re: Cocaine

    It might kill some people. There are stories on about kids overdosing on caffeine pills...no kidding.

    What an awful name though. What are they going to put on the can, a pic of Tony Montana & his mound of cocaine before he goes on a killing spree with his "little friend"? Maybe they should call it "Yayo Aye Aye Aye."

    I think this drink is a government consipiracy to thin out the youth population, like the CIA crack consipracy.

  13. #13
    God/dess doc-catfish's Avatar
    Joined
    Nov 2002
    Location
    123 Tornado Alley Way, Hooterville USA
    Posts
    6,322
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 36 Times in 30 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by Cameo
    From what I've read here, it reminds of one of Dave Chappelle's skits.
    Ahh, the famous Red Balls skit. "It's Cocaine In a Can!"

    http://www.videovat.com/videos/1480/...red-balls.aspx
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

  14. #14
    Veteran Member lbt's Avatar
    Joined
    Mar 2005
    Location
    phoenix
    Posts
    264
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default Re: Cocaine

    I wont drink energy drinks anymore.... I drank 5 or 6 red bulls one night and besides not being able to sleep I was nauseous and my body was involentarily convulsing when I was "coming down" off of it. I felt like a damn junky. Well what I imagine is similar to what a junky feels coming down. Something 300x stronger than Red Bull? Thats just retarted.

  15. #15
    God/dess PookaShell's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2006
    Location
    The middle of a field in the south texas countryside...
    Posts
    4,186
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 13 Times in 8 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by MishaBliss
    Cocaine is cool, but it shouldn't be promoted to kids

    (not cocaine in Australia, granted)
    Haha, that's what I thought when I read that, too. I've never even tried cocaine it just seemed like the thing to say.

  16. #16
    God/dess
    Joined
    Feb 2002
    Location
    OUTTATHISWORLD
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts


  17. #17
    God/dess MojoJojo's Avatar
    Joined
    Jul 2004
    Location
    Monkey Land
    Posts
    4,794
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 7 Times in 7 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Heh....apparently it is now a suspended site.
    "The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
    -Humphrey Bogart

    "Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink."
    -Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
    "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it."
    -His reply

    "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
    -David Daye

  18. #18
    Featured Member xbloodydewdropx's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2005
    Location
    New England
    Posts
    967
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 12 Times in 5 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    i unintentionally overdosed on caffeine a couple of times...well, not OD'd literally, ....but had way too much so that i got sick. once i was trying to stay awake for a series of international flights....so i drank two espresso in seattle, two in anchorage, and then took four caffeine pills over the arctic circle. was awake, but feeling sick for two days, in a foreign country. it was a high-school sponsored trip too, so i didn't want to admit it to my host family.

    i guess the drink will be ok for those with high tolerances, but some kids are gonna be feeling really bad.....
    "Seeing the landscape at this superficial level only captures its boring uniformity, not allowing you to immerse yourself in the spirit of the place; for that you must stop at least several days."

    ~Che Guevara, "The Motorcycle Diaries"

  19. #19
    God/dess
    Joined
    Feb 2002
    Location
    OUTTATHISWORLD
    Posts
    7,219
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 23 Times in 15 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by MojoJojo
    Heh....apparently it is now a suspended site.
    their myspace is still up and running...


  20. #20
    God/dess PaigeDWinter's Avatar
    Joined
    Oct 2004
    Location
    Cocoa Beach, FL
    Posts
    10,220
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 52 Times in 37 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    I miss Jolt Cola. Meh.
    Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
    *******************************

    Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

  21. #21
    God/dess DancerWealth's Avatar
    Joined
    Dec 2003
    Location
    Las Vegas, Nevada
    Posts
    2,336
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 65 Times in 45 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by CuriousJ
    Hey I already have the next couple of names for the new drinks . Let me really think about this ok I got it , Heroin , acid , weed , extasy wow they should make me the head of marketing .
    Or how about shrooms? You could sell it in the Energy Drink section or the Soup section.

    The ORIGINAL Stripper Sales School
    -
    Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln

  22. #22
    Featured Member
    Joined
    Jan 2005
    Posts
    1,128
    Thanks
    96
    Thanked 43 Times in 21 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    the official site's up now. it seems funny to me

  23. #23
    God/dess
    Joined
    Jun 2006
    Location
    North side of no-where
    Posts
    2,279
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Quote Originally Posted by lbt
    I wont drink energy drinks anymore.... I drank 5 or 6 red bulls one night and besides not being able to sleep I was nauseous and my body was involentarily convulsing when I was "coming down" off of it. I felt like a damn junky. Well what I imagine is similar to what a junky feels coming down. Something 300x stronger than Red Bull? Thats just retarted.
    My experience:

    Never had that kind of reaction I've done 8 over the course of the night. Only problems I had were that my mind went into overdrive, and I was strategizing and analyzing everything. I would have loved to be playing an RTS or TBS game. Concentration level would have been best described as intense. I was just a little too intent on my goals that night, and it was hard relaxing with that much 'juice' flowing through me. I did relax after a while though. When I finally came down, I could not concentrate on jack. No convulsions, just could not keep mind focused. Really more than 5 mintues on something and I either switched to something else or just crashed. My speculation is that I have a higher caffeine intake than most people, so the caffeine did not hit me as hard during the withdrawal stage.

    -everyone is going to be hit a bit differently, depending on their own sugar/caffine intake, as well as bodyweight and health.

    -The only reason I had so many was that was the only drink order The bar staff could not screw up. I asked for coke and got a coldie (which did upset my stomach), asked for water and was ignored. They did not seem to serve mixed drinks, well nothing complicated anyway.


    Quote Originally Posted by lbt
    Something 300x stronger than Red Bull? Thats just retarted.
    Now that I agree with 100%.

    With this drink it really depends where the energy/rush is comming from. Too much caffine has some serious side effects. I'm sure if I'd have had anymore that night, paranoia would truly have set in. I knew a kid once took 2 instant coffees, 2 no doze (caffine tablets), and was frothing at the mouth to a point that he passed out with convulsions during an exam. He had been on a rush all week, studying.

    Personal expereince has taught me to stay awake requires a few things.

    Purpose: You've got to have a damm good reason to extend your body that hard.

    Water with a twist of lemon. This is by far more effective than anything else out there. I know sounds crazy, but if your drinking heaps, you'll never be able to sleep, and not just beacause you'll be going to the toilets every 15 minutes or so. This works for me.

    Showers, at 15 minute shower will replenish and re-engergize you.

    Power Naps, nothing longer than 15 minutes. Anything longer and you'll be even more tired.

    Eat normally/healthy. Don't go for excessive sugar, candy etc.

    -I survied a week like this. Man it was one fuck of a week. When I finally got some rest I think I slept for 15-18 hours. Then I promised myself never again. I may have pulled some all nighters since then, but never a full week.

    -Red bull is good for a rush, but you don't need it all the time, and certinally anything stronger is not necessary. I might drink the odd one or two if I'm going to be up late, or out, but I don't normally drink it. Root Beer and Dr. Pepper seem to be my favs right now. lol

    So who hid the Dirty Dog Root Beer? lol
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

  24. #24
    God/dess
    Joined
    Nov 2004
    Posts
    2,352
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default Re: Cocaine

    Ya I could market it like so ." For those who don't give a fuck about having energy and want to take the time to know their inner soul .The world could be a wonderful non-productive place . "

    Quote Originally Posted by DancerWealth
    Or how about shrooms? You could sell it in the Energy Drink section or the Soup section.

Similar Threads

  1. Dancers and Cocaine
    By LVhottie in forum Stripping (was Stripping General)
    Replies: 59
    Last Post: 01-14-2012, 12:20 AM
  2. KITTENS are the new cocaine!!!
    By Katrine in forum The Lounge
    Replies: 37
    Last Post: 07-23-2007, 08:00 PM
  3. Cocaine in system
    By Christelle in forum Body Business
    Replies: 23
    Last Post: 05-31-2006, 08:35 AM
  4. Getting over cocaine...
    By SportsWriter2 in forum Customer Conversation
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 01-19-2005, 11:10 PM

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •