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    Default The Energizer Bunny is DEAD!!!

    News Flash!!!
    The Death of The Energizer Bunny
    Shocks the World!!!




    Known best for, "going and going and going..."
    passed away last evening at 12:42am.

    Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.


    Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...

    Foul play has not been ruled out.







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    Default Re: The Energizer Bunny is DEAD!!!

    ROFLMAO!!!!! Thank you Sassy!!! Made my day!!!
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    Default Re: The Energizer Bunny is DEAD!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sassysummer
    the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
    Well at least it went happily.

    Foul play has not been ruled out.
    Ahh, probably someone from Duracell did it.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    madmaxine
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    Default Re: The Energizer Bunny is DEAD!!!

    ^LOL

    Too bad it was not a girl bunny. Girls can keep going and going and going......without batteries. ; )

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    Yekhefah
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    I dunno, I find that batteries generally really help me with that.

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