News Flash!!!
The Death of The Energizer Bunny
Shocks the World!!!
![]()
Known best for, "going and going and going..."
passed away last evening at 12:42am.
Upon completion of the autopsy early this morning, the chief medical examiner ruled that the death was caused by acute cardiac arrest, induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone put the battery in backwards and the bunny kept coming and coming and coming,...
Foul play has not been ruled out.
![]()



Reply With Quote


Bookmarks