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    He Doesn't Exist!

    I can laugh about this now, but if you saw me yesterday.. Whew!

    Dan called the Hospital yesterday because he needed proof of Hunter's birth for our Insurance, to get him on the plan. Well... The person he talked to informed him that there was no record of him. Yep. The idiotic lady that took the paperwork I had filled out for the birth certificate and social security number never sent it out! Arg! So, there's nothing at the moment to say that he's in the world.

    They're sending the paperwork out today, and apologized profusely for the goof, but still.. Grr..

    Dan joked last night, saying that we should keep it this way so that Hunter can be an assassin or a spy and no one could trace him. LOL

    I swear though.. Some people here in TN are too stupid to breathe on their own.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Dan joked last night, saying that we should keep it this way so that Hunter can be an assassin or a spy and no one could trace him. LOL
    THAT is too great! You never know when you might need a covert operative in your family - so train him young!

    But really, hope this all gets cleared up for you soon! Living with a newborn is tiring enough without this kind of headache.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Teehee...poor thing!

    He's just Hunter Noname...

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    my parents were total hippies back when they had me and my siblings and they thought it was a good idea to "keep us off the grid" so none of us had any birth records whatsoever. I finally got a social security card when I was 16, so I could get a driver's license. They didn't think too far ahead in those days

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    I can laugh about this now, but if you saw me yesterday.. Whew!

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    I swear though.. Some people here in TN are too stupid to breathe on their own.
    -Been there in TN Rhi, I feel for you I really do, but don't worry they are everywhere, and multiplying. The horror!! lol

    I can understand, our marriage certificate is back dated 10 years!! lol Still much worse if a child's papers are wrong I know we lost JCBs social security card for about 4 moths, then one day I was sorting things out, and I found it.
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    LOL CRB.. I tell ya, they really are awful here. The lady that took the paperwork from me at the hospital had to be about 80 years old, at least.

    Dan just called me a little bit ago. It's all set. They've sent the paperwork for the Birth Certificate out, and the Social Security card too. He also got the "Mom's Birth Certificate" that they were supposed to give me at discharge. That's what is normally used for proof-of-birth for insurance.

    We so need to get back to RI. Screw this backwards place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    Dan joked last night, saying that we should keep it this way so that Hunter can be an assassin or a spy and no one could trace him. LOL
    Hey Dan,
    Here in Las Vegas they have been showing alot of commericals that the CIA is hiring!
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    We so need to get back to RI. Screw this backwards place.
    Man Rhia, I hear you. Had the lovely occasion of visiting TN a few years ago. One week was enough to send me screaming back to Yankee territory.

    That's why I always say that the Raritan River (here in NJ) is my Mason Dixon line and I try not to cross it.

    (well, until I get the itch to go to FL which seems to be once a month now...but DisneyWorld doesn't count right?)

    Glad it's all worked out!

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    Seriously though... An assassin named Hunter?


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    Yep. It'd definitely work

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