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    So I took a couple weeks off and last Friday was my first night back. I just got on stage just starting out my night and the first customer who came up to me was tipping me by putting money in my garter and w/o any warning at all grabbed my kitty!! I was furious and I immediately stepped off the stage and he grabbed onto my hand, kept saying I'm sorry, I'm sorry, and I kept telling him to let go of me. He wouldn't let go because he knew I was going to have him thrown out. A waitress saw what was going on and she doesn't like him either because he saws nasty things to her. So she got the bouncer and we had him and his friend kicked out.

    Well, last night before I was leaving one of the bouncers who kicked him out for me came up to me and said "Remember that customer that grabbed you last Friday that we kicked out?" I said "yes" and he said "well, he sent you an apology card along with a $50 giftcard to a very nice restaurant in town." I read his card and he apologized to the club and on said please tell the dancer that I touched inappropriately that I'm very sorry for my bad behavior and to please accept this as my way of saying I'm sorry.

    I was so shocked a customer would do that! Although I'm still very pissed that he grabbed me, I can say that I do have to give him credit for doing that because most customers would not do that, most would be like "that stupid bitch deserved it". Anyway, just wanted to tell you my story and see if anyone has ever had a story like that happen to them before!

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    Ahh tha'ts really nice. Well, at least he has a conscience.







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    Maybe he sobered up and realized what a jerk he'd been. I've never had an asshole customer come back and apologize. I've never even had a customer who "lost his wallet" come back and pay what he owed.

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    Wow that's pretty impressive.

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    I don't have a story in the same spirit, but there is this one:

    One time I sat down with these two 50-something, wealthy business men from a very well-to-do part of my town. They asked how I was and I said, "Pretty good. Life's been a little screwed up lately, but I've got my head up" (with a big smile). One of them said, "Imagine that--a screwed up stripper!!" They both cackled wildly. I almost left right then but tried to salvage it by laying on my "i'm smart and different from all the other girls'" type of hustle. Well, now I know that never works. One of them said, "You know, you sound like you've actually got two brain cells to rub together. You should go to college and get a degree and actually try to do something with yourself." I just got right up and walked away.

    I happened to be at the cashier's desk when they left. The biggest asshole started to reach in his pocket and said, "Here, I'm sorry I offended you, please accept this..." I had made up my mind that whatever denomination it was I was going to hand it back to him. It was a one dollar bill!!! So, I had no problem handing it back. He tried to "insist" that I take it. I shoved it into his chest and my doorman said, "Sir, take your dollar and please leave the club."

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    I would have given it back as well, unless it was at least a fifty. (hey, a girls got bills, lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel
    I don't have a story in the same spirit, but there is this one:

    One time I sat down with these two 50-something, wealthy business men from a very well-to-do part of my town. They asked how I was and I said, "Pretty good. Life's been a little screwed up lately, but I've got my head up" (with a big smile). One of them said, "Imagine that--a screwed up stripper!!" They both cackled wildly. I almost left right then but tried to salvage it by laying on my "i'm smart and different from all the other girls'" type of hustle. Well, now I know that never works. One of them said, "You know, you sound like you've actually got two brain cells to rub together. You should go to college and get a degree and actually try to do something with yourself." I just got right up and walked away.

    I happened to be at the cashier's desk when they left. The biggest asshole started to reach in his pocket and said, "Here, I'm sorry I offended you, please accept this..." I had made up my mind that whatever denomination it was I was going to hand it back to him. It was a one dollar bill!!! So, I had no problem handing it back. He tried to "insist" that I take it. I shoved it into his chest and my doorman said, "Sir, take your dollar and please leave the club."
    Umm...this just sounds like he was trying to insult you further. Asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses
    Ahh tha'ts really nice. Well, at least he has a conscience.
    Nah. He's been a fussy club regular for decades and doesn't want to be banned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scout
    Nah. He's been a fussy club regular for decades and doesn't want to be banned.
    YOu're absolutely right on that but it was still pretty funny!

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    Fifty dollars at a nice restaurant. What will that get you? Soup?


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    I would take the card as a nice gesture but i would not go to the resturant he could try to stalk you that way if it was a chain resturant I would go to one in the next town you never know he might drive by it to see if you are there its a streach but i would not take my chances.

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    It's certainly refreshing to see that every once in a while a customer gets the hint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99
    I would take the card as a nice gesture but i would not go to the resturant he could try to stalk you that way if it was a chain resturant I would go to one in the next town you never know he might drive by it to see if you are there its a streach but i would not take my chances.
    Those chances are slim to none. There's like 6-7 different restaurants ranging from seafood to steakhouses scattered all throughout the city. I'm going to wait a while before I go and giving someone a giftcard to that chain is a pretty standard thing to do in this city. I'm not worried about it, I'll go eventually and enjoy myself.

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    I think it was decent that he did that.

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    What he did was wrong and no matter what he does to appoligise wont change the fact he DID that but that was very mature of him to go out of his way to send a card and to show you how sorry he was by not just giving money but treating you to something classy like a nice restraunt.

    It shows he thinks more of you. It shows he realises your a human being who deserves nice things (like a nice restraunt)

    Men have a hard time addmiting they are wrong so I think that was big of him to do. But it doesnt make him a good person it just shows he has the potential(sp?) to change.

    As for your story Dottie thats horrible. I feel bad for that mans wife or daughters because I cant imagine him treating them with respect.

    And Zabrina I had customers be like a doller short on a big order (when I worked at Dunks) and they said "What time is your shift over I'll be back" I told the person but I knew they wouldnt be back.

    The persona came back and left me a fat tip, appoligised and of course brought the doller back.

    People who wont see me again or I dont matter to them dont HAVE to do that but they do and I appreciate that kind of stuff.

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