"maybe later" (said with a condescending smirk that means "maybe never")
"let me have a few beers first/I'm not drunk enough yet" (when they've been tossing them back for two hours now)
"a lapdance is such a personal thing, i mean it's a big deal, i don't know if i could..." (yes someone actually said this last night to one of my friends)
"but i might get too excited"
"i don't know if i could handle you"
"i'm about to leave" (yet i look over a half hour later and there he is, still!)
"i've got to wait for my buddies to get here"
"i'm waiting...until the time is right" (said to me last night...WTF, you think you're in a fucking Tolkein novel? we close in a half hour!)
"i'm out of cash, otherwise i totally would" (that's why we have an ATM)
"well maybe; let me see you onstage first/let me preview the goods first" (but when i come offstage and tell him it's playtime, he hems and haws and uses one of teh above excuses)
"ok, but let's talk for a little while first" (and then 20 minutes and several requests later, you still haven't gotten a dance and he's whining "but don't leeeeave!")
Fucking hell! Strap on a pair and JUST SAY "NO THANKS"! God DAMN, pussy boys! What the hell do you think I would do if you just cut the bullshit and straight out said "no thanks"? What the fuck are you so afraid of? I'm a big girl, I can take hearing no. What I CAN'T take is hearing a load of bullshit instead! It makes you look pathetic, you're only embarrassing yourself with these stupid "lines", we all know that these lines are usually spouted by broke-ass losers who don't want to admit that they're broke-ass losers, and hearing a bullshit line makes me want to kick you in the face.
Hey, if my look doesn't do anything for you, fine. If you're a broke ass and don't want to admit it, okay. then JUST SAY NO.


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Nah, probably not lol




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