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    So I have this guy lined up to go into the champagne room for an hour. He's handing his card over to the champagne host, it's like 1 cm away from the host's hand, and this stupid drunk waitress grabs it and is like "you want to go in the champagne room? I'll tell you how it works" Blah blah blah, by the time she's done, he only wants half an hour!

    So, I talk him into an extra half hour while we're in there (marvellous save, might I add); the whole time, every 15 minutes, she keeps barging in and asking him if she can put a drink for herself on his tab! At one point she barged in and lifted her top up to show us her saggy boobs. Yay.

    So we finish up, and drunky waitress comes over to settle up the bill- she's added on $100 for herself, without even asking him! He's like, "uh, no", and she proceeds to yell at him, about getting tipped for showing her boobs or whatever. He took it all in stride, but it was so unprofessional, and sucked because the custy and I had a lot in common, and I'm certain he would have been back if not for drunk waitress' total lack of class scaring him away (it was his first- and probably last- time in the club).

    To top it off, she yelled at me for not tipping her! I didn't even know what to say- finally, I handed her a $20 and said some thing along the lines of "please don't help me next time".

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    I would have reported her to management. If she's scaring away paying customers, that's bad.

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    Holy crap. What a nightmare. Honestly, I've yet to come across useful wait staff. They always try to help me by pointing me to customers who want me, and amazingly every time the men they 'helpfully' point me to are the worst kind of cheap assholes ever. One time the waitress said "oh go see the guy in the red shirt". I go over there and it was the most outrageous conversation I've ever had with a custy:

    I open my mouth to introduce myself and he says "How much for a blowjob?"
    "Haha" (I pray it's a joke. A very dead pan joke.)
    "Seriously? How much?"
    "Uh I don't do that."
    "Really? Then what are you here for?"
    "Dancing. I'm a dancer; thus I dance."
    "Like on stage?"
    "No, in the champagne room."
    "Oh, huh. Well I guess I'll try this 'dance' thing."
    and we go back there and before he sits down he unbuckles his belt and starts to pull down his pants.

    Needless to say, not a help. And then she wants a tip off me. It really defies the laws of probability how the waitresses NEVER point me to anyone useful. Unless they all think I'm a big whore. And then, when they point me to assholes who may spend a whopping $40, they want to be tipped $5-$10. At the club I've moved to I'm just going to hide from them all.

    but none of that was as bad as that crazy bitch you dealt with, Scarlett. I would have complained to the manager. That's insane.

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    That is so crazy. I don't generally get waitresses quite that bad, but yeah - the interrupting the dancer so you can score a drink - like "babe, we're all working here. If you fucking me over it should at least be for cash."

    I quite the enjoyed the "I'm a dancer; thus, I dance"
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    Yeah, i wouldn't think the club would want yucky girls carrying on like that. Argh. You handled it better than i would, though there is no way i would of tipped her.
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    it seems my rule 21 applies universally:

    21. Don't tip random people that aren't providing you services.

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    Except for one time, I have never found a waitress that helps me out, and more one that has cots me money. I would report her, that was totally unproffesional behavior.

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    Ya, I would...and still might...but I've already complained to management (about a girl frenching custies on stage- blech), so I don't want to be like the 'troublemaking princess from Seattle' (I'm from Seattle here, hehe).

    I think I'll write up a complaint and submit it when I leave.

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    Aw, that fuckin sucks, Scarlett. Good save on getting your half hour extended, though. Maybe your customer will come back anyway. I wouldn't have tipped her though. Tips are for people who HELP you. Maybe you could gently explain that.

    At my club, you can have your customer request a different waitress if she's bothering him as much as she's bothering you. Is this an option for you? I've never had an experience this bad, and have gotten good help from a few waitresses on occasion. But there's a former dancer who started waitressing a few months ago who is a real cock-blocker. She likes to come and sit with you and your customers and chit-chat and ask for drinks. If I'm being paid for my time, I only sort of mind. But if I'm on the floor doing dance-for-dance, she's cutting into my money. It's kinda hard to get him thinking about dancing with me when she's waving her arms around and telling some story about her cat.

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    Ugh. I waitressed in a club for a bit - and NEVER in a million years would I act like that, nor would I expect to be tipped for it. The ONLY time I would even approach a customer who was with a dancer would be to ask if he needed more to drink or wanted to buy the girl a ladies drink. Yikes. I would have fired myself if that happened. ::cringes::

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