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    Just wanted to rant a little. Three different times last week, guys yelled at me on stage and gave me orders about what I should do...take my top off, get down on the floor, spank myself...that kind of stuff. May I mention that these guys were not tipping, but yelling at me from their tables? I did not enjoy this, and responded each time by sticking my tongue out and walking to the other side of the stage. One guy had the nerve to get really offended, to the point of grabbing me when I got off stage and demanding to know why I was being "rude." I didn't have a good come-back beyond, "Please let go of me. I have someone waiting for me in VIP." Grrr. Stupid little pricks. Wish I'd been the one to take the bachelor up on stage that night...it would have been a shirt-ripping, welt-raising, cell-phone throwing frenzy...

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    You Should Of Thrown Your Shoe At Them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by beauty21queen
    You Should Of Thrown Your Shoe At Them!
    Unfortunately, my shoes had an ankle strap, so I could get them off quick enough. Also, I didn't want to look like a bitch to other customers who didn't know what was going on.

    Actually it was kind of funny. Especially the guy who kept pantomiming that he wanted me to turn around and slap my ass by turning around and slapping his own ass. I shoulda offered him a dollar.

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    UGH! I don't even like it when a customer starts calling the shots during a lap dance ("Now show me that pussy." Sheesh, dude, have some patience! Let me dance a little. We'll get there when I'm damned well ready!) and at least he's PAYING for it. Ordering me around from the stage without even a lousy single to speak of, gimme a break.

    If I were in a congenial mood I might resposnd first by pulling my g-string (or garter, if you wear them) aside with a very pointed LOOK, hoping that the hint would be taken, but if they didn't respond, then I'd be sticking my tongue out too. Other girls at my club would probably flip them off if they got too persistent in their obnoxiousness.
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    "shirt-ripping, welt-raising, cell-phone throwing frenzy..."
    Hahahaha wish that was me too. Another one of those etiquite things in an SC...one of those actions to not do.
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    Lol ........ I Was Playing But I Know It Would Of Pissed Me Off And I Would've Wanted To Throw Something...........

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    You ignore them.

    If they grab you after that, you look at them dead in the eye and say, "If you do not take your hands off of me right now, I will have you removed for assault." If he doesn't let you go or continues on his tirade, call the door guys/bouncers over and have him removed.

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    Yell, "PAY ME!" XDDD (I would say, yell, "BITE ME!" but they'd probably take that as an invitation and pay me is so much more practical.)
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    oh shit I hate that... usually at my club the only guys that do that are drunk off there asses and broke like these guys... you know what else irratates me? Not when people throw money.. that's always welcome but when they try to aim at certain body parts and yell out if they hit it.. I don't even approach them afterwards I get so irratated with my ass being the bullseye
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    Quote Originally Posted by xoxoGracexoxo
    Unfortunately, my shoes had an ankle strap, so I could get them off quick enough. Also, I didn't want to look like a bitch to other customers who didn't know what was going on.

    Actually it was kind of funny. Especially the guy who kept pantomiming that he wanted me to turn around and slap my ass by turning around and slapping his own ass. I shoulda offered him a dollar.

    I loved this.

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    I just ignore guys like this. I roll my eyes at them and give them the look of "you are scum of the earth look with a little tiny weener that needs a pair of tweezers of hold onto it" That's exactly what's going on in my head when stupid guys do that. Next time that happens, think to yourself, that stupid guy has a dick so small that he needs tweezers to help him jack off and that's why he's yelling that stuff because he has no other way to make him feel like he's some kind of man but really he's nothing but an immature, obnoxious, broke child!!!!

    When it comes to guys demanding things when they are paying me, I say in a very bossy tone of voice (because I like to play the bossy, dominatrix type of thing) "You need to sit down and be patient and behave yourself and I'll get naked when I get naked, now sit down, be quiet and let me dance" I'll tell you 9/10 they do exactly what I say, to make it even better, I demand them to say exactly what I want them to say, like I'll say " You say, please Miss Amy, please may I have a dance...and then they'll say it. Then I'll say "You say, please Miss Amy, please forgive me......" and so on and I'll do that through several dances and then make them beg me for another dance "Please Miss Amy, please may I have another dance......" I F$CKIN LOVE IT!!!!!! Try it, men that act like that need to be slapped, spanked and treated exactly like a child. When you treat them like a child and discipline them, they behave themselves!

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    Do the bouncers ever step in on this stuff? I know that different clubs have a different feel, but as a sample upper-middle class customer, I would find that kind of climate unpleasant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by leogirl876
    When it comes to guys demanding things when they are paying me, I say in a very bossy tone of voice (because I like to play the bossy, dominatrix type of thing) "You need to sit down and be patient and behave yourself and I'll get naked when I get naked, now sit down, be quiet and let me dance" I'll tell you 9/10 they do exactly what I say, to make it even better, I demand them to say exactly what I want them to say, like I'll say " You say, please Miss Amy, please may I have a dance...and then they'll say it. Then I'll say "You say, please Miss Amy, please forgive me......" and so on and I'll do that through several dances and then make them beg me for another dance "Please Miss Amy, please may I have another dance......" I F$CKIN LOVE IT!!!!!! Try it, men that act like that need to be slapped, spanked and treated exactly like a child. When you treat them like a child and discipline them, they behave themselves!
    Love it! You're awesome! Since I've started my new job a telephone dominatrix, I find it much easier to do this kind of thing. If guys I'm dancing for do stupid inappropriate stuff, I may tell them that they're acting like children and now they'll have to be treated like children, then start bossing them around. Doesn't work for every guy, but for a certain hangdog, overbred, entitled sort of prick, it's catnip.

    Causabon: generally the club where I work is a fairly nice one, and this sort of thing is rare which is why they took my by surprise. These stage-yelling incidents took place over a busy weekend, when a football game and an ultimate fighting championship brought in a ton of young meatheads. It was loud and wild enough that I doubt that anyone out of the immediate vicinity would even have noticed what was going on; the bouncer probably had more pressing concerns.

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    I HATE being told how to do my job. Any job really, but it especially sucks in a strip club. Fuck them.
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    "I'm sorry, sweetie. I didn't get the memo that you are tonight's stage director. "


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    I just sit down, cross my arms over boobies, and yell, "no more show until the minors are escorted out. This is a show for adults."

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    I once had a guy yell at me: "Dam girl, would you just shake something?? Shake your ass" I said, "baby, I dont ass shake unless I'm getting tipped right" he tipped me a $10 and that ass got the shakin lol..







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