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    What are your traditions at the club?
    Like if its a dancers b-day, all the girls decor the club and bring cake and food. Then when it gets real crowded, all the girls get on stage,light the candles on the cake,sing happy b-day, and let the b-day girl blow them out. Then the b-day girl gets dances from all the girls on stage for a song. (the guys love that cuz its some freaks in my club! lol)
    If its a guys b-day or bachelor party (customer) we put a chair on stage and get the guy up there. We strip his clothes off him and put them at the top of the pole.Usually his boxers get pulled off too when hes not looking...lol....then the dj gets to clown on him and usually says "damn is it that cold in here or is it always that small?" or " how the hell did u get her to marry u with a di*k so small" hes got millions of jokes...lol...... anyways...then we write all over him in marker......then he gets free dances from all the girls in the club for one song on stage.Then the dj challenges him to show us his moves, or get on the pole. You would be surprised how many guys get slide down the pole into a split when they are drunk! lol
    So what do u guys do for b-days and parties?

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    Not in ten million years....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara
    What are your traditions at the club?
    Like if its a dancers b-day, all the girls decor the club and bring cake and food. Then when it gets real crowded, all the girls get on stage,light the candles on the cake,sing happy b-day, and let the b-day girl blow them out. Then the b-day girl gets dances from all the girls on stage for a song. (the guys love that cuz its some freaks in my club! lol)
    If its a guys b-day or bachelor party (customer) we put a chair on stage and get the guy up there. We strip his clothes off him and put them at the top of the pole.Usually his boxers get pulled off too when hes not looking...lol....then the dj gets to clown on him and usually says "damn is it that cold in here or is it always that small?" or " how the hell did u get her to marry u with a di*k so small" hes got millions of jokes...lol...... anyways...then we write all over him in marker......then he gets free dances from all the girls in the club for one song on stage.Then the dj challenges him to show us his moves, or get on the pole. You would be surprised how many guys get slide down the pole into a split when they are drunk! lol
    So what do u guys do for b-days and parties?
    Hahaha all of that sounds almost EXACTLY like what they do in my previous club in Florida......and as many times as I'd see the bachelor party routine, I still laughed my ass of every single time!

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    At the clubs around here...

    One friend of the birthday-girl would have the task of collecting a dollar chain. She'd have an envelope and go up to every single dancer and customer in the club and ask(sometimes demand) for donations for the birthday girl. Later in the evening, while the b-day girl is on stage they would play the b-day song, bring out a cake on stage, let her blow-out the candles and then shower her in all the cash collected from the money chain.

    It was all very annoying, especially when the collector was bossy, insistant and rude to customers and dancers when collecting for the damn money chains. <--This was the case way too often. When it was my b-day---Guess where I'm not! At work that's right, I've got better shit to do on my b-day.

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    Default Re: When theres a b-day in the club...

    Quote Originally Posted by Xiomara
    What are your traditions at the club?
    Like if its a dancers b-day, all the girls decor the club and bring cake and food. Then when it gets real crowded, all the girls get on stage,light the candles on the cake,sing happy b-day, and let the b-day girl blow them out. Then the b-day girl gets dances from all the girls on stage for a song. (the guys love that cuz its some freaks in my club! lol)
    If its a guys b-day or bachelor party (customer) we put a chair on stage and get the guy up there. We strip his clothes off him and put them at the top of the pole.Usually his boxers get pulled off too when hes not looking...lol....then the dj gets to clown on him and usually says "damn is it that cold in here or is it always that small?" or " how the hell did u get her to marry u with a di*k so small" hes got millions of jokes...lol...... anyways...then we write all over him in marker......then he gets free dances from all the girls in the club for one song on stage.Then the dj challenges him to show us his moves, or get on the pole. You would be surprised how many guys get slide down the pole into a split when they are drunk! lol
    So what do u guys do for b-days and parties?
    What club do you work at? Want to make sure I avoid it on my b-day...

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    LOL Lookers Lounge in P'Cola. its fun though.... if ur not tiny, u got nothin to worry about! haha

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    Default Re: When theres a b-day in the club...

    I'm not tiny and you wouldn't catch me up there unless i was cold, hard, and dead.

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    B-days amd bachelor parties are rarely for the actual person in question. Its more so their buddies, drunk or otherwise, can humilate and goof on their friend at their expense.

    If the b-day boy is up for it, more power to him and his friends. Its not something I would want to do, as madcap says.

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    This is yet another reason why I never hit a club for my birthday with friends in tow, (or better yet why I never hit a club with friends in tow on any day).

    Not to be a party pooper, but when you're trying to enjoy some quiet time with your entertainer of choice, all the incessant babble and yelling from the bachelor/birthday boy humiliation taking place on the stage tends to ruin the experience. I know these parties came to celebrate their friend's rite of passage, but I don't see why I have to be a part of it.
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    One night at a club in Corpus it was a dancers birthday and all the girls got on the dj mike and - no offense to them as they meant well - but they sqeeeaaalllleed the happy birthday song in 50 girl unison. It sounded like a band of drunk chihuahuas howling. Like nails on a chalkboard but 5 minutes long. Then they played about 47 different versions of "Go shorty it's your birthday...."

    Wasnt my favorite night.....




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    ^ I bet I know what club you're talking about.

    Usually the birthday ritual at my club involves getting someone in a chair onstage, having 3 girls dance for them, then at the end the birthday person get 3 spanks from each girl w. the person's belt.

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    my club is ghetto lol so anything goes in there haha usually all the girls and the party guys drag the guy on stage. Everybody knows thats how Lookers works,so they shouldnt come if they r not up for it! Its always a good time though.

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    My boss gives expensive presents for birthdays. My friend got a Louis watch.


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