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    Heh.. This was sent to me by my Brother-In-Law's Girlfriend. Enjoy!

    And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like:

    1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
    house 4 inches deep.

    2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
    roller blades, they can ignite.

    3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a
    crowded restaurant.

    4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
    strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and
    a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint
    can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

    5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
    When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a
    few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a
    long way.

    6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a
    baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

    7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
    already too late.

    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even
    though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

    10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-
    year old Boy.

    11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same
    sentence.

    12.) Super glue is forever.

    13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you
    still can't walk on water.

    14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

    15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV
    commercials show they do.

    16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

    17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

    18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

    19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys
    do not like ovens.

    20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response
    time.

    21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make
    earthworms dizzy.

    22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

    23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

    24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their
    friends, with or without kids.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
    Last edited by Rhiannon; 12-04-2006 at 11:40 AM.

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    Rofl! Hahahahahah
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I've seen that one before and can confirm each one of them based on experience. Boys are the best. I'll never forget when we got my son his "cup" for sports. He ran upstairs with it, put it on, came back downstairs and came up behind me in the kitchen and said "hey Mom, punch me in the nuts!" I told him if he didn't get back upstairs fast I'd gladly give him a kick in the ass! <<<sigh>>>> life with boys. You can't make this stuff up!

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    My Mom can probably attest to all of these. She raised six sons, and of course, I was the only one that was perfect and no trouble at all.

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    I'm one of 4 sisters. A brother would have never had a chance, we would have run him out of the house. We use to tell my father he was lucky he was still around. Anyway, now that I'm the minority in my own house, it's definetly different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    ...

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
    Like 25 even needed to be said...

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    Oh the little boys pictures are soooooooooo cute
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    How cute. I put a bullention up on myspace with it..LOL

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    [email protected] Those pictures!

    What happens to play-dough in the microwave?!? (Don't make me try it myself!)

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    LOL, that's so funny!

    They forgot to add that GIJoes only last about 1.5 minutes in the microwave...

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    Quote Originally Posted by VenusGoddess
    LOL, that's so funny!

    They forgot to add that GIJoes only last about 1.5 minutes in the microwave...

    Do you remember those rubbery wrestling figures? They melt into a pile of goo, or so a friend of mind found out.

    We would rebuild and repaint our broken 'Joes so they had new better parts. lol


    Very funny list I have a few more to add though.

    Hooking your dog to your big wheel to pull you is unwise. No mater the size of the dog, when they pull, you will tumble.

    Actually napalming the yard is not a good idea.

    When tired and filling up a tub with water, stay with the tub, otherwise the house could flood.

    Even if a TV gets flooded, just let it dry out for a week or so. As longs as it is dry it will still work.

    I've got more.... lol
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
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    Heh.. The email had a ton of other pics, but I thought they were in very bad taste, so I just added the cute ones. Glad you all liked them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lunchbox
    Like 25 even needed to be said...
    The question is:

    Now how do I clear the smoke?
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    ^^^Ha ha^^^


    What does it mean if you are female, 27, and you tried the whole clorox and brake fluid thing???

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    K.. Here are more pics that were in the email...

    Last edited by Rhiannon; 12-04-2006 at 11:40 AM.

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    I have no babies...but it sounds all too funny! I remember some of the crazy shit my brother used to do when we were young. His son now is the most sweetest placid little boy who likes to hug, give butterfly kisses and brush hair. I wonder if he'll turn into a monster I bet my Mum's waiting for that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon


    8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

    25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake
    fluid.
    As son as I read 8, I remembered that I still had some brake fluid in the garage for a long gone truck that leaked brake fluid.

    I needed something to do with it!
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