To the Terror in Toronto Town!
Happy Birthday you slim sexy canadian goddess!
Mast.
To the Terror in Toronto Town!
Happy Birthday you slim sexy canadian goddess!
Mast.
People are not ruled by their memories.





Happy birthday Cally!![]()





Happy birthday, my phone sexxin Goddess!
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





Happy Happy Joy Joy, Miss Cally ma'am. Have a festive one.
waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.
HAPPY B-DAY
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that is a fabulous cake.
happy birthday sweetie!xoxo
Happy Birthday!





YEAH YEAH HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
woot woot
woot woot
woot woot
mwah!
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"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from." Jodie Foster





Cally and Google share the same birthday, so I thought the following was fitting.
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Former SCJ now in rehab.





Wow...and I remember when she hit 21. Jeezus...she's getting older! But with the extra year she's become a lot more.....well....CALLY! And that's a good thing. Happy Birthday!
The ORIGINAL Stripper Sales School
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Things may come to those who wait, but only the things left by those who hustle. ~Abraham Lincoln





Happy birthday Cally!
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
Happy B-day sexy bitch! Luvs ya! MUAH!
I believe you Dottie and you have my support





So this is the reason I'm up at 4am? Dammit Cally!!!! Stop using your mind control on me, next I'll be walking to Canada.
Have a good birhtday, Miss Canada Tourism.
Then again I'm sure you will have a good one!!!
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
Happy Birthday beeyatch!
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Happy Happy Birthday, Dahling!
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Happy Birthday!!! Hope its great!!!!



Happy Birthday Cally!!!
I hope it is awesome!!!!




Happy Birthday Cally![]()
Fools laugh at others. Wisdom laughs at itself...Osho
Happy Birthday!!



Happy Birthday!





Happy b-day!![]()





Happy birthday to a beautiful girl !
Happy Birthday! "You light up my life!" I love your boobehs too!





Happy Birthday, ya sexy Canadian doll![]()
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