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    Default I guess sex tapes are the new black

    Sorry if this has been posted before but


    "Screech" now has a sex tape... * snicker *

    http://www.nydailynews.com/front/sto...p-383834c.html

    http://us.video.aol.com/video.full.a...1728170&mode=1
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    Default Re: I guess sex tapes are the new black

    What?!?!

    No...freaking...way!


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    Default Re: I guess sex tapes are the new black

    Who the fark wants to see him? Ew, lol.

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    Poor guy. I guess those T-shirts just weren't bringing in enough dough to save his house.


    http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/...&entry_id=9287

    Diamond's manager Roger Paul hopes the tape will raise his client's profile and help resurrect the acting career that collapsed when "Saved By the Bell" ended in 1997.

    He says, "I haven't seen the tape. I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

    Not to be blunt, but has he seen what's become of his SBTB co-stars since then? I mean Elizabeth Berkley is the only one we remember, and for all the wrong reasons.


    Who knows maybe he and Mark-Paul Gosselaar can team up for a sequel to Atomic Twister.
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    Mark and Mario banging Tiffany would be great.

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    Ew Ew Ew! Screech and Sex Tape should never be in the same sentence!

    ::shiver::

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyanka
    Mark and Mario banging Tiffany would be great.
    They don't like girls though. They're both flaming fairies.

    Mario would have to be a fairy to cheat on Ali.

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    Mario has always looked gay to me and Screech is just ugh......

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    I wonder how much he paid the 2 girls to be in his video.

    Bleh. This is so.........passe, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhiannon
    They don't like girls though. They're both flaming fairies.

    Mario would have to be a fairy to cheat on Ali.
    Or typical asshole.

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    Mark and Mario banging Tiffany would be great.
    Tiffany is (was?) a sweet, sweet POA.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Tiffany is (was?) a sweet, sweet POA.

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    Still is.


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    Everyone on here is so shallow. When watching porn the quality of the performers character is the important thing, not outside appearance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dishis
    Everyone on here is so shallow. When watching porn the quality of the performers character is the important thing, not outside appearance.
    Oh c'mon. Most of the dudes in porn are gross. Shits not fair.

    Well, least I haven't found some with hot dudes in them yet. I'm a visual gal, what can I say.

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    Tiffany was much hotter with dark hair.

    Still, she's quality.
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    screech...porn.....nooo.....his very name suggests the reaction that one would have when watching it....ewwww
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    Let's just say I'd buy a few dances from Tiffany.

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    Screech is yuck. Mario Lopez is on Nip/Tuck this season. Naked. Yes indeed. I turned to the wife and went "um...isn't that the saved by the bell guy's ass?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    Tiffany was much hotter with dark hair.

    Still, she's quality.
    See, I think she looks better as a blonde, but to each their own. She's hot either way.

    Screech doing sex tapes? Yuck! He must've squandered his "Saved By The Bell" money. And there's even a "Dirty Sanchez" in there!

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    dude apparently when you can't pay your back payments on your home, you get two hookers..set up a camera..tell them it will help launch them into their porn careers which is why they came to LA to start with.

    give em each a grand that you got from selling tshirts to help save your house but thencame up with a better plan.

    so not only is this guy getting press again, but he's going to be interviewed and paid for it., he'll then make money from his "tapes" because there will be some stupid settlement and hustler will buy it for novelty or some celeb site will do it.

    he's then not only saved his home, but gotten press and ditched his "geeky"image and now is "taboo ", his girls get their porn careers and low n' behold we'll all get links ..bulletins and youtube videos of this gross mother fucker having sex.

    ..now this is all purely specuation lol

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    As far as I am aware all the hot guys are in gay porn


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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    dude apparently when you can't pay your back payments on your home, you get two hookers..set up a camera..tell them it will help launch them into their porn careers which is why they came to LA to start with.

    give em each a grand that you got from selling tshirts to help save your house but thencame up with a better plan.

    so not only is this guy getting press again, but he's going to be interviewed and paid for it., he'll then make money from his "tapes" because there will be some stupid settlement and hustler will buy it for novelty or some celeb site will do it.

    he's then not only saved his home, but gotten press and ditched his "geeky"image and now is "taboo ", his girls get their porn careers and low n' behold we'll all get links ..bulletins and youtube videos of this gross mother fucker having sex.

    ..now this is all purely specuation lol
    Tart, please stop reading my mind. lol Well almost exactly what I was thinking when I say this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tart
    dude apparently when you can't pay your back payments on your home, you get two hookers..set up a camera..tell them it will help launch them into their porn careers which is why they came to LA to start with.

    give em each a grand that you got from selling tshirts to help save your house but thencame up with a better plan.

    so not only is this guy getting press again, but he's going to be interviewed and paid for it., he'll then make money from his "tapes" because there will be some stupid settlement and hustler will buy it for novelty or some celeb site will do it.

    he's then not only saved his home, but gotten press and ditched his "geeky"image and now is "taboo ", his girls get their porn careers and low n' behold we'll all get links ..bulletins and youtube videos of this gross mother fucker having sex.

    ..now this is all purely specuation lol
    Oh, my dear tart,

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    Just another sure sign Armmageddon is almost upon us..... can someone hit the fast forward button??

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