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    The TV broke. My boy tried everything to fix it. I said, 'Here let me.' I walked up to the TV, flashed it my chest, hit on it and pushed the button. It turned on! I looked at my boyfriend and said, 'See, I told you strippers can turn on anything.' Ba-ding.


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    Pics please .

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    Default Re: Strippers can turn anything on!

    lmao that's great lillith! now if only i knew that trick when the lamp wouldn't turn on when i got home...next time i will flash it!! lol

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    ROFLMAO!!! Now if only the Empress did that when the universal remote went wacky here.
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    It's a universal remote! She'd be perpetually topless!


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    Too true!

    Funny I setup ours in Melbourne and after I trained her, we had no issues. This one was setup by a professional, guess it goes to show if I did not hook it up, it just is not going to work right. Either the TV needs to come down a bit, or the entertainment stand goes up. Actually I'm thinking of hacking it so the signal is sent in order. That way it would do the TV first, then the rest.... LOL horribly geeky... quick someone get me some cold weather so I can put on my leather!!
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