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    I got SO much of this last night. While they are buying dances from all the girls they are calling ugly...when i say "ok..who am I dancing for?" i get...no no no....your too pretty to dance ..you're the best one here...so we want you to come with us to South Beach.

    UGH>>>>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

    Yeah ok sure....I'll Go...$5000 up front plus $500 to the boucer I'm bringing with me to watch over me as I'm your arm candy. OH wait....you were looking for a DATE???? In a titty bar??? You're a dumbass then....have fun with the "ugly " girls. >lus a huge bruise on my arm from a guy grabbing me and I broke a nail from someone tripping and falling and pushing me into the bar.
    I hate people...and my husband wonderrs why I'm depressed when i get home from work.
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    I hate that shit....they get to feel attractive next to the ugly girls.
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    Default Re: "you're too pretty" grrrrrrrr

    Yeah, it's true--a lot of guys get intimidated by pretty girls, but it seems to be worse in some clubs than others.

    Personally I can't see the logic of paying an unattractive woman to dance, but a lot of things customers do are strange, if predictable over time.
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    This may sound horrible, so please don't judge me too harshly, but sometimes the not-so-pretty girls are willing to do just a little bit more, and the customers know this.
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    I hate this too - along with the "I'd feel like I was degrading you by getting a dance" line. WTF is that about?


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    Quote Originally Posted by cameronfl
    ...and I broke a nail
    ...and the line was then crossed as this sound was heard through out the club.
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    Thats just another CS line. They either dont know how to say no or they are there for some other reason or broke. Guys dont like to say they are broke either. A line I got from here; you could say - "Why want a Yugo when you can have a Mercedes?" Sometimes I say "Why would you want a SC full of ugly girls when the pretty ones are just as fun?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Krissy Kennedy
    This may sound horrible, so please don't judge me too harshly, but sometimes the not-so-pretty girls are willing to do just a little bit more, and the customers know this.
    In most clubs I would agree with you, but my club is VERY strict so no way could this happen. They wanted me to sit with them buying me drinks while they danced with other girls and tried to get me to go out with them...UGH! AS IF! So yeah..I told them to fuck off.

    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    Thats just another CS line. They either dont know how to say no or they are there for some other reason or broke. Guys dont like to say they are broke either. A line I got from here; you could say - "Why want a Yugo when you can have a Mercedes?" Sometimes I say "Why would you want a SC full of ugly girls when the pretty ones are just as fun?"
    I would think that if they were NOT getting dances from other girls(all the ones they made fun of and said they hoped wouldnt come over BTW...WTF??) They just wanted to "save me" for later in south beach. So basically they thought they'd have fun with the "ugly" girls(who persoanlly I think were all pretty..these guys are warped) and then have me for the rest of the night to show off in public. I dont know what they were on to think this, but dear god i hope they stop selling it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WiseGuy_TX
    ...and the line was then crossed as this sound was heard through out the club.
    thats too funny!
    People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
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    Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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