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    Default The world needs Star Trek porn

    Never mind this nasty Screech guy gettin' busy on tape. I want to see the delicious Captain Janeway getting slammed by her sensual First Officer. I know she's my mother's age and I don't care.

    I'd hit that. Anyone else agree?

    Lord, how I love watching Voyager marathons while intoxicated. Excuse me while I go take a cold shower.
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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    There's lots of Star Trek porn out there. Take this for example:

    Maybe not quite what you're looking for, but apparently there's a market for it.

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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    ^^^^ :o

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    Mmmmm, Chakote. My friend and I used to watch Voyager just for him. It was pretty terrible show actually!

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    I know. The writing was brutal. They completely missed their demographic. I honestly only kept watching because I had a glimmer of hope that Chak and Janeway would knock boots...and I only wanted that to happen because they're both yummy.

    But they never did. So, me being the rabid Janeway/Chakotay fan I am, I went out and bought the books about what happened after they got back to Earth to see if they hooked up....and they didn't.

    They should just go for it anyway. Kate Mulgrew is fucking hot, man. A self-rightous homewrecker, but still hot.

    I'd hit that. Repeatedly.

    Anyone else?
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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    Quote Originally Posted by The Snark
    There's lots of Star Trek porn out there. Take this for example:
    LOL...capt kirk i could understand. he was a real horndog and i don't think he was too picky about sex or species, but spock?
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    LOL, that made me nauseous. Honestly, I think McCoy would have been an improvement over Spock.

    Maybe it was because of that famous Vulcan libido...you have to wait 7 years, but it's worth it. :-)
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    If they can make World of Warcraft porn, Star Trek should not be that out of reach. I'm all for extending my geekiness into my masturba..... I mean, my alone time.

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    I bought 'Round Numbers' for Janeway's nude massage scene.....*blushes*....sat through two hours of painfully bad acting for the brief nipple flash. I need help. But goddam, she's hot.
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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    this thread is emotionally disturbing...

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz
    If they can make World of Warcraft porn, Star Trek should not be that out of reach. I'm all for extending my geekiness into my masturba..... I mean, my alone time.
    well guess what i downloaded today? "XXX Trek - The Maneater". i'll let ya know if it's worth it. i plan on doing teh geek porn set this sunday: whorecraft episode 1 followed by XXX trek.

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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    of all the star trek characters you guys pick Janeway?




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    This was my Star Trek honey (Gates McFadden)... seven of nine did it for me too. Now I watch her on Shark.

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    The actress who played Torres on Voyager wasn't bad looking either....minus the Klingon makeup.

    Jeri Ryan was featured in FHM magazine....I'll see if I can find the link.
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    Default Re: The world needs Star Trek porn

    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    The actress who played Torres on Voyager wasn't bad looking either....minus the Klingon makeup.
    I thought she was a lot hotter with the Klingon make-up.
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