I almost never rant, but i got really... frustrated... by this. *note our dances are done on the floor*
Last night i approach a bachelor party, and begin chatting up a guy. I ask what brings them in, he says bachelor party, i said, "oooh, can i give the bachelor a dance?" he said sure, hey, why dont you jump on in there with that other girl (someone i dont know). i say, ok. i go over (guy yells, just jump on in there, laughs) i say, hi... i was sent to join you guys! she looks at me with a cold hard stare. im not trying to steal him, bitch! im trying to optimize both of our time, and do what the customers wanted. so i begin to get undressed, and start to join in, and she FREAKS OUT. i mean freaks out, "I DONT DO TWO GIRLS! NOBODY ASKED ME! DONT TOUCH ME" im like... whoa ... and i try to bring her back to reality... "let's make this good for the bachelor, since it's his party." and i take one leg, so she can take the other. well she doesn't, she spends the rest of the song touching herself and standing in front of him dancing staring at the floor. so not even into it. im like... oh my my... well the song ends and she just walks away, and i feel like, oh my god this poor bachelor was just treated like shit. so i stay a lil longer and try to make the experience more pleasurable. i say im sorry for her behavior and that i dont know her, but ill give you some mroe for free to make up for it. he smiles, his friends smile, and im completely still astounded. so i finally get up and say, congratulations! and walk over to her as she is checking herself very narcissitically in the mirror. i say, im sorry for that, they asked me to join, and im sorry if i made you uncomfortable. i didn't mean anythign by it. she is like, yelling, "NOBODY ASKED ME!! I DONT DO TWO GIRL DANCES!" im like, calmly, "i dont think there was time for anyone to ask you, it didn't happen that way. i was also trying to optimize time for each of us, since time is money."
"well, i was giving him a dance and you just busted in!" and she just walks away.
ok walmart blondie, get out of your cheap ass lingerie as it appears to be clouding your brain and realize that that's how this works, i wasnt trying to steal your custy, i was trying to make us BOTH more money... IDIOT! GODDDD! lol. ok ive ranted. ever had a situ like this? in nearly 7 years of dancing... never before...



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I swear that was the funniest shi I've read all day. That totally sounds like something I would've said 


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