So tonight was my last night of this month's Phoenix work trip and of course I went to work. BAD idea![]()
1. 5 girls on rotation (including myself). Our Phx stripper licenses all expire on Sep 30 each year, and despite the fact that there've been reminder signs up ALL over the dressing room ALL month long, several girls didn't renew their licenses so they couldn't work tonight. Several girls tried to come in but got sent home for not having their renewed licenses. I know how flaky and stupid alot of strippers are, but sometimes it still amazes me exactly how bad it can be![]()
2. Fucking DJ had us doing 2 song sets (we normally do 1) with NO breaks, so with 5 girls we were literally on stage every 30 minutes. At 4 minutes per song and a couple minutes to get dressed and whatnot, that meant we had AT MOST 20 minutes tops on the floor between sets.
3. Sunday night customers come in for lapdances. They choose to come in on Sundays because it's slower and they can get more attention from their fave girls. But we all kept having to get up off someone's lap for the fucken stage in 20 minutes or less so the spenders kept leaving - BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T GET THE LAPDANCES THEY CAME FOR. And the few who actually sit back and watch the stage show were leaving too, because in 1hour they'd seen all the girls TWICE, so they got bored and left.
4. We girls were so fucken exhausted by midnight we could barely dance, and we were making fuckall because we couldn't sell more than 4 ($10) dances between sets - and that was if we were lucky.
5. I tried to suggest to the DJ that if he would do just one break song between each girl, we could spread out the rotation more. Which would keep the stage-watchers from getting bored so fast, and the lapbuyers from leaving so fast for lack of attention, and the girls from bitching so much for being so damn tired and making fuckall! The fucking moron (who KNOWS I've danced a long fucken time and being one of the top earners ought to have a fucken clue) had the audacity to respond with: "Have you ever been in a strip club with no dancer on stage?" Me: "yes! every single one I've ever worked gives us a break song when there's fewer than 8-10 girls in order to spread it out more so the guys don't get bored so fast." He: "The customers leave if there's no girl on stage." Me: "But on Sundays, they mostly come for lapdances, and what keeps them here is having a girl on their laps, not on the stage." He: "But they'll leave if there's no girl on stage."
UUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly he didn't listen to a fucking WORD I said, because, as I keep forgetting when talking to dumbass, ego-fucking-maniac, unable to get a real fucking job, male strip club staff, I'm just a fucking stripper so I can't possibly know ANYthing about the business or how to keep the customers happy![]()
We actually had enough guys through the door that it could've been a pretty good night, but they kept leaving because 1) in 30 minutes they'd seen every girl on stage and 2) they couldn't get a fucking dance because we had to spend so much fucking time on stage.
So to his last idiotic statement above, I say: "But by not giving us a break you're killing us with the stage. We're all so exhausted we all want to leave. So if we all start leaving then you'll have NO girls, and that's WORSE." To that he had no response. Fucking moron. So I left the booth to go chat with a regular. One girl had apparently left in the meantime, so after 5 minutes of chatting with the VERY GOOD regular who was excited to see me after being gone for months, I was being called on standby AGAIN. Now, keep in mind we are allowed to come and go as we please at this club. If anyone actually tried to tell us we had to stay, we'd simply laugh in their faces as we walked out the door. So I went straight to the booth and crossed my name off the list, handed him $5, grabbed my CD and left. At that point it was 3 hours to closing time and he was left with 3 girls on rotation. All because he was too fucking stupid / bullheaded / ego-fucking-maniacal to listen to a stripper's suggestion to give us a mutherfucken BREAK!!!
OMFG do I hate fucking dumbass ego-fucking-maniac DJs. Sometimes I'd like to club the fuckers over the heads because if nothing else, maybe having their last couple brain cells beat out of their heads would be just enough to turn them into completely submissive fucking monkees who'd just do as they should - which is nothing more than play the next fucking song so the strippers and customers can get their goddamn grind on!!!![]()
Oh yeah. I left with $75 after 2.5 hours of ass-breaking, knee-bruising fucking work when any other time I'd have had $200+ in that amount of time. This abso-fucken-lutely this WORST night I've ever had at this club.
/ fucking rant




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Amen to that sista!!!

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