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    Default Airline industry in trouble.. joke so what do you think lol

    My friend sent me this and I got a kick out of it, hope you guys enjoy.

    Subject: FAA notice

    To: Federal Aviation Administration

    Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest suggestions:

    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good looking strippers! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why the @#%$ didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton



    -All well and good Bill but do I have to book VIP in advance, or do we make first class vip, and business class lap central. What's the cover, and is it different for different lengths of flights?

    -How will the airlines compete.... you imply extras.. but not everyone wants to join the mile high club. I'm staying off of garuta. What airlines would be come the clean ones?
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