i swear i attract the weird ones...
so i do a show last saturday night, everything is cool (ish, the custy pulled his pants down, touched and didnt listen the whole way thru the show, but i percevered.god only knows why!) so during the last song the waitress comes up to me and says im bleeding.down there.
i know for a fact i dont have my period.but as i had just shoved a glowstick up there is guessed (rightly) it was just a regular cut from the end of the glowstick(those things fucking hurt!) . i make a joke of it to show it doesnt bother me.
the cd ends, and time is up. i realise i didnt do the body painting, so i thought i would do that at the end as a favor not on the clock. whip out the paint, squirt it on my boobs and say a dozen times heres the paintbrush just put it in your mouth and smear the paint. i figured, ive done this a gazillian times before with very few worries....what could go wrong. the guy starts squeezing more paint. no fucker. no more paint!! still he keeps squeezing. fuck this, this is a favor, i give up.grab a towle and get changed. 4 minutes later i step outside where the party is. all hell has broken loose.i figure its cos i didnt do the body painting....
the buck starts verbally abusing me.wicked. then his kicks his fences repeatably when we leave.awesome.
3 days later, a phone call. my agents. the guy wants to sue me for having my period. ffs!!! serious?! yep! he rings them several times claiming the other guys at the party are lawyers and they are taking me to court for having my period and 'forcing' him to suck on the pearls. (i didnt! - he chose to suck them up with me protesting it was disgusting and to stop my biuncer even pulled them out of his mouth and took them off him!!!!)
how funny!
i might be getting sued for bleeding. i told my agency to tell him im more then happy to go to the gynocoligyst with him to prove i didnt have my period that night.
either way, its his own fault for putting the fucking pearls into his mouth anyways!!! hah
men are stupid!
any aussies legal advice just in case....i cant help but wonder what would hppen if he got a female judge, or i contacted today tonighthaha


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He hasn't suffered any damage.
That's their job to make sure your belongings and well as yourself are safe...

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