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    i swear i attract the weird ones...

    so i do a show last saturday night, everything is cool (ish, the custy pulled his pants down, touched and didnt listen the whole way thru the show, but i percevered.god only knows why!) so during the last song the waitress comes up to me and says im bleeding.down there.

    i know for a fact i dont have my period.but as i had just shoved a glowstick up there is guessed (rightly) it was just a regular cut from the end of the glowstick(those things fucking hurt!) . i make a joke of it to show it doesnt bother me.

    the cd ends, and time is up. i realise i didnt do the body painting, so i thought i would do that at the end as a favor not on the clock. whip out the paint, squirt it on my boobs and say a dozen times heres the paintbrush just put it in your mouth and smear the paint. i figured, ive done this a gazillian times before with very few worries....what could go wrong. the guy starts squeezing more paint. no fucker. no more paint!! still he keeps squeezing. fuck this, this is a favor, i give up.grab a towle and get changed. 4 minutes later i step outside where the party is. all hell has broken loose.i figure its cos i didnt do the body painting....

    the buck starts verbally abusing me.wicked. then his kicks his fences repeatably when we leave.awesome.

    3 days later, a phone call. my agents. the guy wants to sue me for having my period. ffs!!! serious?! yep! he rings them several times claiming the other guys at the party are lawyers and they are taking me to court for having my period and 'forcing' him to suck on the pearls. (i didnt! - he chose to suck them up with me protesting it was disgusting and to stop my biuncer even pulled them out of his mouth and took them off him!!!!)

    how funny!

    i might be getting sued for bleeding. i told my agency to tell him im more then happy to go to the gynocoligyst with him to prove i didnt have my period that night.

    either way, its his own fault for putting the fucking pearls into his mouth anyways!!! hah

    men are stupid!

    any aussies legal advice just in case....i cant help but wonder what would hppen if he got a female judge, or i contacted today tonight haha

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    Go to the docotr anyway incase?
    What exactly would the case be - realisticly theres no real difference on sucking the beads if you had your period or not, there's still body fluids on them. I doubt the buck would want his wife to be and family etc to find out what a jerk he was anyway which would be bound to happen if it went to court... idiots!

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    ha exactly what i said

    period or not, dont be sticking naything covered in bodily fluids in your mouth! but if i honestly had my period (i didnt/dont) the white pearls would have come out covered in red blood just a few songs earlier ( i put 3meters or so up there, so theyd definatly have a high chance of having some trace of blood, no girl bleeds drips in 3 songs!!)

    it was definatly a cut from the glowstick. but what a wank. his wife will love the fact that i sent his shirt back to him on monday- unwashed and stinking of sweat, perfume smoke and alchole! (we accidently picked it up with my cop costume (same colour) on the rushed way out)

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    I would ask the agency to provide the required legal documents for a law suit signed and sent by him to the agency then forwarded to you

    What is he suing you for? Money?

    Why is he suing you? Sucking on the pearls? so what? unless it is proven he had caught something from them, then he has a big case to prove.

    Why is he suing you because you have your period? is he saying it is causing him mental anguish? If so, the court will kick him out saying, he went in search of the service, and no one forced him to have it (If it was a bucks night, then blame would lay on the organizer/booker)

    I know that many agencies including mine, has a policy for the girls that says, 'if you break or damage something at a job, it is your problem to fix' however in this case there is nothing broke??

    What a fucking jerk :-P he really needs to get a life
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    Let him sue you, if he's stupid enough. I guess he'll have to come up with some concept like "breach of contract" for supposedly being on your period... and then claim what? Lesser enjoyment? There's no way he's going to get anywhere with any claim, even if he's enough of an ass to actually do it despite the court clerk laughing in his face as he files the documents.

    If he actually has any money, you could probably get some in a countersuit for wasting your time / harm to your reputation, or something like that. It's not like you'd normally get any, but let's just say he's likely to predispose the judge in your favour.

    I wouldn't worry about it in the slightest. If he actually goes through with it, it'll probably be great fun. Heck, presented the right way, you might even manage to turn it into free publicity for yourself, once the newspapers pick up on it (way more embarassing for him than you, that's for sure!).

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    This is one of the best threads I've ever read on StripperWeb ... I hope this goes all the way to Judge Judy and Judge Mathais! This would make awesome television!


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    I' sorry but this is really REALLY funny. XD


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    Default Re: rofl! a custy want to sue me- for having my period!!!

    Sooo, is he really going through with it?? LOL!!

    I'm thinking maybe the suing is in retaliation for you mailing his shirt for his wife to find....

    But DAMN is this funny!!

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    OMG! I would've cut him short if he was being an ass. Being a private party stripper is not about being nicey-nice. We are there to perform a show. If the client(s) cannot abide by the rules usually stated before the show starts then show over. No warnings. You up and leave. I have no idea why you thought you were doing him a "favour" with the painting thing.

    Anyway, besides not sticking glow sticks up your nether regions (do you REALISE how dangerous that actually is... if you want to do a "light show" as such there are vibrators out on the market that do this perfectly well and are much safer than glow sticks) .... realise the guy is a big ass.

    He won't go ahead with the legal action. He will be laughed out of court and you will be able to counter-sue him successfully.

    In the end, ignore him. Do not do anyone any favours especially if they cannot abide by the rules set forth at the beginning of the show .... leave. Then inform the agency that you have left early/cut the show short because the client was being unruly/hard to handle/rude/dis-respectful.

    The good to come out of all this is that you now have a very amusing tale to tell


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    yeah, but i feel like a mega bitch (and have been mobbed by people close to swinging punches when shows have been cut due to misbehaviour) cutting it short over nothing.

    yeah, he touched, but not quite enough to stop the show. had he touched anywhere near between my legs, show would have been over. but a grab at my boobs doesnt quite warrent losing out on $260. and as for flashing his cock....yeah, i guess that should have done it for me. stupid.

    havent heard from the agency today, i guess the guy has figuired out what a tosser he sounds like.

    i told the agency to tell him hes more then welcome to pay a gynocoligist fee and sit in to prove i didnt/dont have my period and it was caused by a cut. lol god only knows what hed say to that.

    im sure his wife to be would love to see what kind of a husband he will be

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    Oh... I thought he was being a little too handsy or something. As for the pulling of the pants down.... if he didn't pull his pants back up and leave them up for the remainder of the show I would have walked out as unfortunately that sort of behaviour is sometimes acceptable (and even encouraged) by some private party/agency showgirls I have spoken with... *sigh*

    Ah well... interesting tale to tell anyway....


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    He can't sue you for this, he's just being an ass. He hasn't suffered any damage.

    People mouth-off about suing people waay too often. In reality it's an expensive process, and the 'wrongs' which you can sue for in Oz are more limited than in the U.S.

    Makes for a good story to tell people though, what a d*ckhead!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz
    but a grab at my boobs doesnt quite warrent losing out on $260
    mermaidnz ... don't tell me you wait to get paid at the end? we need a thread with rules for private parties, rule #1 always get paid before you start dancing ...


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    ^^^^ Always! No matter what part of the world you are in! Mermaidnz, sweety, you run into the most bizarre situations! This last one was just funny though!





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    no, i definatly get the cash up front! always, i dont even get changed into costume until the cash is in my drivers hand.

    its just then when i do a show, and someone breaks a rule and i finish early there is always close to a fight- we have been mobbed before trying to get to the car, another time i had to run from the venue thru a busy recieption in my underwear with over 200 people screaming at me. drunks are never happy when you cut it short due to their bahaviour. i like to make sure there is a solid reason for quitting a show- a photograph or touching me between the legs is a definate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WeaponOfMassDistraction
    People mouth-off about suing people waay too often. In reality it's an expensive process, and the 'wrongs' which you can sue for in Oz are more limited than in the U.S.
    Yeah, I'm glad this didn't happen to you in the US, mer-chan. People can sue for just about anything in America; they may not have much of a chance of winning, but they can at least cause you the hassle (and expense, sometimes) of defending yourself in court. Also, there is always a chance that the court will make a mind bogglingly stupid and unfair decision, doesn't usually happen but often enough that it is a worry.

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    mermaid, you stuck a glow stick in your punany? i'm working at the wrong club.

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    ^^^ Are you a Carcas fan? I have that album (-:

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    Quote Originally Posted by mermaidnz
    its just then when i do a show, and someone breaks a rule and i finish early there is always close to a fight- .............
    Hence the reason you have security That's their job to make sure your belongings and well as yourself are safe...


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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiepunkshocker
    ^^^ Are you a Carcas fan? I have that album (-:
    you rule. i think that album is so savage. still trying to get my axe to grind like that.

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    There is no possible way on God's green earth that he would be ridiculous enough to take this nonsense to court! WTF?!?!? Utterly and insanely unbelievable! Inconcievable! My god, what the holy hell is wrong with people? I'm truly shocked at his blatant stupidity.
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    On a side note, I hope your poonanie is doing better.

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    I almost hope this does go to court. Not, of course because you did anything wrong or because you deserve to get dragged into court over something so insane or spend money on an attorney to defend yourself. That would all be absolutely horrible.

    No, I almost with this were to wind up in a courtroom so that this idiot's attorny would stand in front of a judge and say, "Your honor, we are seeking damages as a result of my customer being bled on by an exotic dancer at his bachelor party after she cut herself after inserting a glow-stick into her vagina." That alone would be almost worth the trouble just to watch the judge laugh his/her ass off.

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