Finally I found something every strip club punter should read :-D
(Cut and Pasted from http://www.geocities.com/alysabethc/perfectpatron.html) it is long but well worth the read :-D and definitely put a smile on my face :-D
I find that often when people visit strip joints for the first time they're actually pretty nervous - either that or their behavior is unintentionally offensive simply because they have no idea what kind of environment they're really in. In light of that, I thought I'd try to give you a head start so you can have a great time - and so can the dancers.
First of all, budget your money carefully. Plan on spending some. This is a service we provide; sitting around gawking without ever tipping or buying dances is kind of tacky. You don't go to a restaurant if you can't afford a meal. What you're doing is taking advantage of someone's services without compensating them for a job well done. Along the same lines, sit at a table and not at the stage if you don't plan to tip. Sitting at the stage forces the dancer to perform for free - it's mooching. If you catch the wrong dancer on the wrong night of the wrong week of the month it may get you a lapful of whatever you're drinking.



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