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    Finally I found something every strip club punter should read :-D

    (Cut and Pasted from http://www.geocities.com/alysabethc/perfectpatron.html) it is long but well worth the read :-D and definitely put a smile on my face :-D

    I find that often when people visit strip joints for the first time they're actually pretty nervous - either that or their behavior is unintentionally offensive simply because they have no idea what kind of environment they're really in. In light of that, I thought I'd try to give you a head start so you can have a great time - and so can the dancers.

    First of all, budget your money carefully. Plan on spending some. This is a service we provide; sitting around gawking without ever tipping or buying dances is kind of tacky. You don't go to a restaurant if you can't afford a meal. What you're doing is taking advantage of someone's services without compensating them for a job well done. Along the same lines, sit at a table and not at the stage if you don't plan to tip. Sitting at the stage forces the dancer to perform for free - it's mooching. If you catch the wrong dancer on the wrong night of the wrong week of the month it may get you a lapful of whatever you're drinking.
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    ^^ I dig it ^^




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    lol I liked that.... soooo true!!
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    How very very true... if there were only a way to get people that come in to read it.

    I would post it on the door of my club if they would allow it, but I know they certainly would o well
    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    ^^^^ would NOT
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    With all the stupid things guys will say, stay cool.

    "Her apartment is littered with soggy G-strings and cheap 8-inch heeled shoes, along with empty tubes of body glitter, mascara, prescription drugs, zit cream, Aqua Net and Polaroid pictures of her and her "friends" engaged in some drinking and dancing on St. Patrick's Day last year. " My God....

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    Default Re: AMEN to this :-) Must Read

    So good.

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    Lol, I loved that. Especially when she said don't buck like a wild boar...I detest men that do that!

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