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    Surfing the web earlier about Ohio's strip club laws, and came across this in the "comment" section of an article about the bill....is there a humor section somewhere on SW?

    "I guess the heat was a little too much on the crucially important stripper bill, with both sides in full attack mode. A fine example of how broken our system is when we can't even get action on serious issues like strippers because of special interests! How the average citizen of Ohio will suffer for this! The next thing you know, strippers will be threatening our homes, our marriages and our families. They'll be moving in next door and lobbying to give stripping lessons in our schools.
    This must be stopped! " -Janis K.

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    ROFL. That's classic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laylas
    Surfing the web earlier about Ohio's strip club laws, and came across this in the "comment" section of an article about the bill....is there a humor section somewhere on SW?

    "I guess the heat was a little too much on the crucially important stripper bill, with both sides in full attack mode. A fine example of how broken our system is when we can't even get action on serious issues like strippers because of special interests! How the average citizen of Ohio will suffer for this! The next thing you know, strippers will be threatening our homes, our marriages and our families. They'll be moving in next door and lobbying to give stripping lessons in our schools.
    This must be stopped! " -Janis K.
    That's the funniest comment ever! Hey, thats Ohio for ya...







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    Quote Originally Posted by Laylas
    Surfing the web earlier about Ohio's strip club laws, and came across this in the "comment" section of an article about the bill....is there a humor section somewhere on SW?

    "I guess the heat was a little too much on the crucially important stripper bill, with both sides in full attack mode. A fine example of how broken our system is when we can't even get action on serious issues like strippers because of special interests! How the average citizen of Ohio will suffer for this! The next thing you know, strippers will be threatening our homes, our marriages and our families. They'll be moving in next door and lobbying to give stripping lessons in our schools.
    This must be stopped!
    " -Janis K.
    Batten down the hatches! The strippers are coming! Hear the rumbling of clear heels and be afraid! Be very afraid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avacheetahs
    The strippers are coming!
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    Fuck yea.. you got it babe!!!

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    wow....lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by avacheetahs
    Batten down the hatches! The strippers are coming! Hear the rumbling of clear heels and be afraid! Be very afraid.
    Giant 300 foot tall strippers out for vengance. Them dancin' girls eat their Wheaties and drink lots of milk after all.



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    Lord help them if the extras or squirting boob girls get ahold of these conservatives....

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    Quote Originally Posted by fancygirl
    Lord help them if the extras or squirting boob girls get ahold of these conservatives....

    LMFAO Thats the best image Ive had all day.

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    lol. so lame. i dont htink strippers cud ruin marraiges..its the men who go to them! god, strippers are people too. u cant judge someone on their job. lol. when will all this judging GO AWAY????????? when will everyone respect eachothers, no matter how big or little the differences? dear God...
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    What bill were they trying to pass?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Windy
    god, strippers are people too.
    REALLY?! we are? i'm confused....
    I was planning to invade a quiet little country town on the weekend and corrupt their wives and children..........
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    Don't even know what to say: we're already in your homes, and neibourghood, muah ha ha. Beware, there is no way to fend us off. We come fully armed with our stilletos, purses, and killer bodies.

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    So, anyone up for Pole Dancing 101? School uniforms.... they require 7 inch heels instead of oxfords... Sweet....

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    Now here I was stockpiles WMD's and unsexy army supplies, when I could have taken over the world in style!

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    House Bill 23. They're still trying to push it through. Would enact a 6 foot rule and require all clubs to close at 11pm. Also no tipping, and other ridiculous rules.

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    Hahaha! Wow, that's quite amazing. I honestly don't understand where these people get these ideas.

    In any case, if that stupid bill will be past, the wifes wont be more 'safe'. All the strippers will just leave the state and in some cases, with the men following closely behinds.


    Something tells me 'business trips' is going to be a new fad in Ohio soon >D

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    ^^^ Nah, if this bill passes there will just be a bigger need for me to get back into private dancing!







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    ^^ Haha! Smart girl!

    But yeah, it's not gonna stop stripping. If guys want it we are in no position to deny it to them, right? >D

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    Am I the only one who saw that as someone trying to be funny?
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    Amazing these fascist-minded Theocrats like Phil Burress aks Citizens for Community Values don't understand the concepts of supply and demand, and if their agenda does ever pass and become law, it will just lead to more PRIVATE DANCING thus putting the dancers in more danger, and or they will go to the neigboring states. Missouri although not a neighbor of Ohio is attempting similiar restrictions which is being heard by the Missouri Supreme Court. Freakin Fascist Nazis

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    Hahaha,this is too funny!

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    Time for me to plan a trip to Ohio!

    I feel like pillaging and plundering!

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    Right behind ya Dylan, even have my Viking hat on!

    (It goes really well with my skull and crossbones thong!)




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