This postman has been on route in a small suburban neighborhood for 25 years and now hes retireing...he goes house to house delivering his last days mail and he is recieving cigars, candy, fresh baked cookies, etc.... he gets to the last house on the route and the lady of the house opens the door and drags he upstairs, she gives him the best f*ck of his life then she takes him downstairs and cooks him brunch. He eats and gets up to hand her the plate only to find five dollars under his now empty plate...he sits and wonders for a brief moment then asks her,"I understand the great sex and the fab meal but whats with the cash?" She replies," Oh...well...I told my husband you were retireing and asked him what to get you, he said F*ck em' and give him a five spot...brunch was my idea!"