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    ...or bad expression perhaps, but I wouldn't mind seeing seagulls crap on their heads.

    GROWL. It's 2am on a Tuesday. They are partying so goddamn loud my headboard is jumping. The base is literally vibrating every piece of furniture I own. I've knocked the ceiling with a broom, I've even grumpily marched upstairs and knocked on their door in my pyjamas all "hi? It's 2am, and I have to get up, you know, in the morning? Could you turn it down a notch?". They pull that whole oblivious drunk thing, and make a show of apology...and do not a thing about the noise.

    I am so glad my landlord is out of the country for a month.

    I know, I know, a stripper bitching about having to get to sleep. But really now. I do have class as well. I work 4-9 on Tuesdays for a damn reason, and that is I have a lot to do within non-vampire hours on Wednesdays. Goddamn some people are so fucking inconsiderate. The ICING on this cake is that I just moved into this place September 1, and the main reason I switched apartments was because I needed somewhere quiet. That was all Landlady went on about when talking about this precious building. She even has these specifically laid out rules about placing down carpet to minimize noise and NO partying after 11pm. She was all "you know, we have nurses living here working night shift...". I thought "great! perfect!"

    AAAHH it just got louder. I get so immensely irritated when I can't sleep. I am the princess of sleep, and when I want to conk out...so help me if something stands in my way.

    Yeah. This is louder than the other place ever was. My earplugs do nothing. I feel like calling the cops, though I know that's probably extreme. But holy cow. Assholes. I'm paying $1010 per month for a one bedroom in this supposedly primo area. That's a lot of money. I might as well take out a mortgage in some distant, pseudo-rural neighbourhood outside the city...HELL, moving back in with my mother would beat this! I really hate people sometimes.

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    Call the cops!! Fuck em!

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    call the cops. seriously. it's the only way it's going to stop and eventually after the warnings (because this will happen repeatedly before it's resolved) they'll start ticketing them. Also-- leave voicemails for your landlady letting her hear the noise (I'm assuming her voicemail will tell her that the message was left at 2 am.) Keep doing it, several times a night. Try to get a rent reduction for this month since she obviously didn't leave anyone in charge to keep the place quiet. This will probably get the people kicked out and one of those nurses moved in upstairs.

    Also-- by doing that, and by documenting it with the police, if it keeps happening you should damn well be able to break your lease without penalty.

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    ^ ps, if she DOES kick them out, manuver yourself into the upstairs apartment where any noise will probably be less.

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    ha yeah id totally call the cops!

    do you have noise police over there? you call them and they measure the decibels, if its overa certian number between certain times the sterios get taken off them for good. and if they repeat offence within 24 hours its a massive fine.

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    Leave a note for them and copy your landlord on it, requesting advice to terminate the situation going forward. Express a date by which if you do not receive an answer and the problem is still evident, that you will begin calling the police.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mollyzmoon
    ...or bad expression perhaps, but I wouldn't mind seeing seagulls crap on their heads.
    molly, i wanted to let you know that, since i'm a witch, i have a flock of seagulls at my command. usually, they hang out by the shore, a mere 30 miles from me. i keep them on retainer with some fish that i bring to their beach every weekend. sometimes, i'll let them get out their aggressions on ugly beach walkers. they are a nasty and fickle bunch.

    so, just PM me, and i'll give you my address, and you can send me 10 dead tuna. that should be enough for them to fly up to canada and take care of your neighbors, although they might have to perch on your apartment roof beforehand to rest from the journey. rest assured, they will do as you wish

    on a more serious note, i agree, call the cops whenever they do this to you...you deserve to have a relatively quiet environment.
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    Yeah, show those idiots that you are serious. Call the cops. Otherwise this will happen repeatedly, I promise you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xbloodydewdropx
    molly, i wanted to let you know that, since i'm a witch, i have a flock of seagulls at my command. usually, they hang out by the shore, a mere 30 miles from me. i keep them on retainer with some fish that i bring to their beach every weekend. sometimes, i'll let them get out their aggressions on ugly beach walkers. they are a nasty and fickle bunch.

    so, just PM me, and i'll give you my address, and you can send me 10 dead tuna. that should be enough for them to fly up to canada and take care of your neighbors, although they might have to perch on your apartment roof beforehand to rest from the journey. rest assured, they will do as you wish

    on a more serious note, i agree, call the cops whenever they do this to you...you deserve to have a relatively quiet environment.
    Molly, be wary. She is in league with them. No favor is free.

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    This happened to me before. I will never live downstairs again. I can't stand having people bang on my head. I am a 100% upstairs girl and loving life.

    PS- Call the cops.

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    I've called the cops on several occassions on the upstairs neighbors before. Its 2 in the morning, and they have no respect for their neighbors. Fuck that.

    Call the cops and let the cops deal with it. If the neighbors don't like it, then they can learn some respect.

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    I would call the cops but I would also use some caution - do they know what kind of car you drive ? I'm just worried if they are the retaliating types . I say this because you are ( You didnt mention ) living alone? , people are just wierd so I worry about these type of situations be careful .

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    Call the police and see if there is a sound ordanace and what time it takes effect. When I lived in denver, I had the same prob... called the cops and they told me that the best that they can do is ask them to turn it down b/c the sound ordanace doesn't take effect untill midnight. So after 12 midnight it diddn't stop. I called the police, and this time they recived a ticket for voilation of the ordanace.

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    A ping pong ball in the gas tank is also hilarious...

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    Thanks for all the advice. I'm a wuss and put up with the crap (just cleaned my house and did homework until the party stopped at 4am).

    But they have done this before, and I absolutely will call the cops if it happens again. I also left a message for landlady (seriously, all I wanted was a quiet place and she promised that!). I know this area, while expensive, seems to have many students (the non-working kind) anyway. There was a slew of tickets and fines put out at the beginning of the month around the neighbourhood, so at least I know they can and will do something about the problem.

    I do live alone, which is why i'm chicken shit sometimes. I'm always afraid they'll...i dunno, do something. It's not like they're evil, but they're disrespectful morons so who knows. I really am saving up to buy a house in the country. I am a hermit and prefer the crickets, lol. If that doesn't pan out my next apartment is sooo gonna be upstairs. Geez.

    oh, and thanks for the flock of seagulls left on standby. If it comes to that, I'll let you know. hee hee

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    If you are scared of retaliation just call from a pay phone. Also I notice that the cops come out quicker if you say that there is under 21 drinking going on, which if these are college aged kids there probably is. I have done this before. Called the cops from a pay phone reported underage drinking, and the pot smell coming thru my vents. Then when they asked for any personal info I gave the name of the another party aminal in the complex . they really had it in for eachother after that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripperMBA
    ...when they asked for any personal info I gave the name of the another party aminal in the complex . they really had it in for eachother after that.
    Very nice!
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    Try next time going up and telling them that you will call the cops - sort of a middle step. Like if the noise does not stop RIGHT NOW - I mean like 5 minutes ago, like turn down your music as I'm talking to you - I will be calling the police and making a complaint. Now they will know it is you - but it also might render that step unnecessary.
    And SMBA - the drinking age here is 19, and most college age kids are legal.
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    I totally feel for you Molly, I have a similar issue with my asshole neighbors (upstairs). The best part is when I complain to the office, the office calls them and then they repeatedly stomp on their floors out of spite. Fucking bastards. And they continue to make all kinds of noise day after day still.

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    ^^ Find like an 8" nail and hammer it into your ceiling.

    You'll know when they find it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten
    A ping pong ball in the gas tank is also hilarious...



    Haha. That made me giggle.

    I'd call the cops too. People suck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    ^^ Find like an 8" nail and hammer it into your ceiling.

    You'll know when they find it.


    so where's the nearest hardware store again??

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