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    Default hollibomb the crackhead stripper

    WTF?!

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    Default Re: hollibomb the crackhead stripper

    it hink that was hysterical
    i dont think she was making fun of strippers in general probably just one in particular or probably just being silly. I mean after all she did have a pole and a dance floor in her apartment

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    I got some laughs out of that too.

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    Default Re: hollibomb the crackhead stripper

    She "breaks character" a couple of times and the whole "Only four abortions this week!" line pretty much clinches it for me it's satire.

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    I thought it was pretty funny. Sadly though, we have a couple of girls that actually act like that out here in the country.

    (well, maybe not that bad...but close)

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    It looks like a girl I worked with... for really... she was funny like that too...

    and the satire reminded me of another dancer that was just fired from my club..for being, ya know... a crackhead... lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel
    I thought it was pretty funny. Sadly though, we have a couple of girls that actually act like that out here in the country.

    (well, maybe not that bad...but close)
    You can find them down in the Pine Barrens too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by southstbabe
    You can find them down in the Pine Barrens too.
    Oh Lord! Pineys!!!

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    Bwahahahahaha! I've parodied a couple of my compatriot's on a regular basis. My fav was "Ashley", not a crack head, just a sociopath that would frequently steal from customers and lie to them just to get cash. I don't think she ever put out, though. Only promised her "undying" love to the guys.

    She would come in with brochures for new cars all the time. "Oh, I can't decide if I should get the Bently or the Rolls Royce. What would you girls get if your customer was buying one for you?" (We live in Oregon, fer gossake! This whole state is rural, HELLO!)

    Yeah, and she wore all desinger stuff, all the time. I swear, she even slept in designer sheets and woke up a put on makeup and did her hair before she had her morning coffee.

    My favorite part about "Ashley" was her back handed compliments to the other dancers.

    "I admire you so much, if I looked like you I could never feel confident enough to get up on stange and dance around naked...but you do have a kid and all, I guess the guys find that cute. You go girl!!"

    She liked to call me "The grandma stripper" because of my age. So one day I did a granny bit on stage, saggy boobs, gray hair, fake teeth, the whole bit. I made $153 in two songs!!

    "Ashley" was on stage after me and made $16!

    I guess the guys like naked Grannys!

    I should shoot a youtube video of my parody of "Ashley".


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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris
    She would come in with brochures for new cars all the time. "Oh, I can't decide if I should get the Bently or the Rolls Royce. What would you girls get if your customer was buying one for you?" (We live in Oregon, fer gossake! This whole state is rural, HELLO!)
    I love this. Do these girls really believe or think we believe outrageous lies?? One girl I work with claims to be engaged to one of the guys in Slipknot (her fiancees name is Kevin...)and she gets 50 million as soon as they get married. Oh and Gwen Stefani is one of his best friends and is coming to their wedding in a few months.
    Uh huh. Because if I was dating a rock star and about to become a multimillionare....I would still be stripping.

    and I LOVE the grandma stripper thing...too funny!!
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    how come when i click this link theres nothing there. i feel left out):

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    Quote Originally Posted by jordankeywest
    how come when i click this link theres nothing there. i feel left out):
    For some reason I had to sign up with youtube to see it..."adult content'...maybe thats why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by jordankeywest
    how come when i click this link theres nothing there. i feel left out):
    You have to register to view "adult content".

    This video isn't obscene, it is making fun of strippers, though. Oh, and don't click on anything that says "I love my donkey" in the title -Ewwwwww!


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    I think just about EVERY club in the US has someone like that. My club has one.
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    Default Re: hollibomb the crackhead stripper

    Whats the title of the video? I click confirm and nothing happens.
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    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
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    rofl that was awesome

    haha

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