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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    I think they need to call them "marital aid" or something.
    lmao

    Texas is a cool place, but it's got its ridiculous right-wing laws just like the rest of the US.

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    I'm disappointed to see this turn into a "hate on Texas" thread

    I haven't been back since we lived in Austin when I was a kid but I'd like to. Some of the coolest and fiestiest chicks come from Texas...

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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    dont hate on texas....lol but the sex stores here cant sell anythink that looks like a penis so.....oh well

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer
    I often ask myself, "What the fuck is wrong with people in Texas that they need undercover officers finding out who's selling dildos and vibrators," as if there's no other crime that needs LE resources? These are the same idiots that just suspended an art teacher of 35 years because she took her class to a museum that had--wait for it--a nude sculpture.

    So I ask the question in general, at the risk of hijacking SC's thread, what the fuck is wrong with you people in Texas?
    It's not just Texas, these sorts of assholes exist everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blondi553
    dont hate on texas....lol but the sex stores here cant sell anythink that looks like a penis so.....oh well
    That was the case for the longest time. You couldn't find the realistic dildos anywhere, they'd have to be ordered from elsewhere via catalog. However, a rule must have been lifted recently. My favorite sex shop now carries the realistic dildos, complete with balls and all.

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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    I have been here for over a year now, and like many other places there is good and bad to living here. They do have plenty of dildo shops, but apparently in the DFW area they have a law which forces the dildo shops to put a strange sticker on each dildo package. It says, "Cake topper. only for decoration" Or something like that. But there are plenty of dildo shops here.
    As for living in Texas one of the plusses is, unlike certain areas of the east and west coast, you do not have to sell your soul to the devil to purchase a home. Dallas has to much of a superficial feel to it. I cannot comment on many other parts of Texas as I have not been to many more cities. But be assured assholes are everywhere not just in Texas.
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    Not hating on Texas or Texans. I'm hating on stupid government meddeling and double standards. I mean, why would you want to bust into the bedroom of a gay couple *knowing* that they were...ahem... expressing their love for one another, for the express purpose of arresting them for said expression?

    Just think about our southern border security, and some government yay-hoo is busting a clerk at a porno shop for selling a dildo? Texans should be mad as hell that their tax dollars are being wasted so publicly and gratutiously.


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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus
    People live in Utah?
    Someone has to wait on the rich skiers and other outdoor enthusists.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine
    Fine Yek, stay the fuck out of my state if you're going to insult it that way. We don't need you here anyway.

    But, aside from all that, you can buy any sex toy you want in any parts of Texas worth living in. I think they need to call them "marital aid" or something. But I can walk out right now, buy a big glass dildo, and happily shove it up all you hater's asses.
    Oversenative much? I'd be the first one to point out the flaws of my home state. Trust me, the first time you step on a 10 inch slug with bare feet, you know that Oregon is not "paradise."


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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    lol at this thread!
    I'm sorry, but the US seems to have sooo many wierd laws regarding sex (and implied sex)...
    Labelling dildos as "Cake Toppers"?! that's fantastic!!

    I'll stay over here in New Zealand / Australia where we can buy realistic sex toys anywhere, be as gay as we like, and where there are no crazy laws like the 6ft rule, or no touching your nipples, or no alcohol in nude clubs...
    and the list goes on...

    I'm not hating at all It's just that some things about the US are really funny and kinda quaint.
    Seems like when it comes to laws regarding "moral" issues, we downunder are lightyears ahead.
    We even have civil unions for homosexuals, and freely available abortions for women who require them.

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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    Register to vote.
    Elect Kinky Friedman (actual candidate )

    I would bet he is against this kind of stupidity.
    Last edited by Deogol; 10-04-2006 at 09:21 PM.

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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    At the risk of sounding poo-ish, a lot of poeple in the USA can't afford basic medical care (nearly 20% of adult americans have no health insurance coverage).

    I find it silly that government is wasting time discussing things like protecting horses (there are already laws on the books to protect animals from abuse), and gossiping about senators sending inappropriate emails to pages . Now some states are putting their highly paid, highly trained (and I might add w/ great insurance and retirement benefits) governmnet employees to bust lap dancers and porn shop clerks?

    Our system is definately broken. Paritsan politics is killing our country. Land of the Free? Free to do what? Watch gratituitous violence in our various forms of media? God forbid that someone might actually see a boob for a split second during a sporting event.

    Uggggghhhh! My vote is never going to another incumbent again. I don't care about party lines or issues or any of that. We have to unseat the bullshitters, and put the fear of the people in their hearts.

    Re-elect no one!


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    Default Re: When dildos are outlawed only outlaws will own dildos!

    I"m from Texas, I own several vibrators and dildos, but I'd reaaly like to pack them up and move...... At least out of Houston, It has turned into a bad place to live and dance, And no places like treasures don't get busted just the small hole in the wall clubs. Don't know why........ bribery maybe??????

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