Kick back and enjoy the hilarity....
Kick back and enjoy the hilarity....
My favorite...
"This one was left for a seller who sells teeth-whitening trays and gel......
how do you expect me to endure the pain of trimming my own gumlines!!
Reply by xxxxx: HHEELLLLOO!! Trim the TRAYS to the gumline... NOT YOUR OWN GUMS!!! WOW!!!!!!!!
"





This is too hilarious. If I'm not on SW for awhile it's because I'm busy reading the Ebay thread!
Thanks for posting the link!
LMFAO.. This one is my favorite:
A buyer negged a seller saying the sweater they bought didn't fit (though seller had described in meticulous detail the exact measurements, and buyer didn't contact seller with dissatisfaction before negging)
Seller negged this buyer with: "So sorry the 3X sweater doesn't fit you. Waddle on over for refund"
LMFAO.. They linked to feedback.
Ahaha, hilarious.
I love the one where a buyer said something about receiving a great item. Seller writes back something like "Yeah its nice, just dont try to plug it in, or else KAPHUCKINGBOOM!"
WTF was that????????Originally Posted by Rhiannon
People always ask me, did I ever learn anything when I was a stripper? Yeah, I did. One man plus two beers equals 20 dollars.
-- Anna Nicole Smith
Myspace is an obsession...much like Stripperweb...
http://www.myspace.com/cameronkeys (real myspace)
http://www.myspace.com/sexyhotdancer(work myspace)
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
LOL... A few years back, eBay had it so that you could leave feedback for ANYONE, whether you did business with them or not. So, that guy apparently had his fun before they enacted the "mutual feedback" thing.
Heh
Muhaha! I knew this forum would help wake me up this morning!
BIDDER: SELLER BEWARE!! COMPLETE JERK! PAYS LATE&SLAMS w/NEG FB FOR NO GOOD REASON
Reply by BIDDER: TOLD ME AMERICANS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE !! DECEIVER AND FRAUD !
Follow-up by SELLER: SEE ABOVE COMMENT.As for your nude pic,you're fat and its small,but nice panties
If you think school is hard, try being stupid.



^^^I was JUST ABOUT to post the exact same quote^^^



Ok... this one is classic.
Well this was not on ebay but I once received some negative feedback about an item I purchased from a seller at another online auction a few years back. The dialogue went something like this:
Seller: Sellers beware I had to wait 3 days to get my payment.
Me: Yeah imagine that. I had a 7 day window to work with and you got it in 3. What's the gripe?
Seller: "you're a poopy pants"
Me: Would anyone over the age of 5 refer to another member as a "poopy pants"?
Seller: I should have received my money immediately.
Me: Your terms say "within 7 days". You terms were met.
Seller: That's the deadline,I am sick of you buyers pushing the envelop.
Me: Then change your terms.
Seller: A good buyer would submit it within 24 hours.
Me: A good seller would not be unhappy with a payment received within 3 days if the terms say "within 7". I have a life, 3 days is as good as it could get at the time.
Seller: you should have sent it sooner.
Me: Well I didn't, might I suggest you find a way to cope?
Seller: Well considering you are a lowly catholic, I would expect nothing less.
Me: um I think you may have me confused with someone else. I'm not catholic. Buy you are as I see from your profile a buddhist. I thought buddhists were suppose to enjoy all facets of life and find beauty in all things. You're never going to reach Nirvana behaving like that you unenlightened a$$hat.
Seller: &%*# you
Me: Is that an offer? I like it slow and smooth.
Seller: consider yourself banned from any future sales
Me: I just dont know how I'll go on.
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