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    I once tried to have a conversation with a girl who was so stoned she had forgotten about the ciggarette she lit. She was just sort of staring off into space- all deer in headlights. The ciggarette burned all the way down to her hand. She was telling me all about how she didn't do drugs anymore.... and never ashed the ciggarette.

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    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.

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    ^^ That's bullshit. It's not the stagename that makes a liar. I don't know how many times we have to tell you dudes this before it sinks in: The stagename is merely a common practice that someone invented that we all just use out of tradition. It also helps us "get into character" by calling ourselves our stripper name - the same way actors do. To the numbskulls who can't get it: We are performers, and performers use stagenames. Our stagename has nothing to do with our "basic" nature

    Most of us aren't out making up outrageous stories at work or otherwise. Stripper and liar does NOT go hand in hand

    There's a few strippers who always lie, and those girls would be liars whether they stripped or not. Did you not notice that most of us said our biggest liar stories weren't about strippers, but were about "civilians"???

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    I'm just saying to take things with a grain of salt. I don't believe much I hear in a SC except stuff that is just so ordinary that it wouldn't make sense to lie about. I agree that civilians can be big liars too. George W Bush sometimes seems like he invented stripper shit.

    There are certain places where lying is so accepted that it is almost the social norm. Car dealerships and locker rooms are like that. The reason for it is everyone has their guard up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SC_dude
    I'm just saying to take things with a grain of salt. I don't believe much I hear in a SC except stuff that is just so ordinary that it wouldn't make sense to lie about. I agree that civilians can be big liars too. George W Bush sometimes seems like he invented stripper shit.

    There are certain places where lying is so accepted that it is almost the social norm. Car dealerships and locker rooms are like that. The reason for it is everyone has their guard up.
    No offense... but you have NO idea what you're talking about. Our stage names are NOT a lie (at least to fellow strippers... since some customers are total morons and thus we make up fake real names, etc etc). When I see Jenna or Echo and I great them as such, I don't REALLY think those are their names, duh. It's to be expected to lie to customers and for customers to lie to us. But... to lie to eachother? WHY?! So, we come on this forum and exchange funny stories of crazy people who think we're as dumb as they are and we'll believe this shit.
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    ^^Yes, and at some clubs, you are REQUIRED to use a fake name. We do not allow girls to dance under their real name. I mean if you have a real nonsexy name (such as Velma) would you really wanna dance under it????
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    Quote Originally Posted by SC_dude
    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.
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    ^^Yes, and at some clubs, you are REQUIRED to use a fake name. We do not allow girls to dance under their real name. I mean if you have a real nonsexy name (such as Velma) would you really wanna dance under it????
    LOL. Yeah, that, or the fact that alot of girls have the same first name so we can't exactly have 4 Jennifers, 3 Michelles, 2 Stephanies, etc at the same club now can we?

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    Back on topic, THIS story I have to share- the moral: don't steal from Sicilian men.

    I was working with a dancer who claimed to be the niece of a man I knew. The story didn't sound 100% but I decided to not nitpick. Well, I e-mailed this man & mentioned off-hand, Oh guess what, I'm working with your niece (Dancer X.) He e-mailed back, I don't have a niece by that name. Turns out she ripped him off & he was looking to get back at her, especially since she was claming to be related to him now. He was still SO PISSED OFF about the money. & Yeah, he got her.

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    I've worked with an inordinate amount of full-time medical students over the years. All of these girls seemed to be at the club ALL time time, even during semesters. Yeah, and they all were "20" or so, in med school. They were all druggies too imagine that. Rose Delight, eat your heart out!

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    one girl i worked with insisted that she was giving birth to god's baby...one day she took a bunch on toilet paper from the ladies room and began carpeting a VIP booth with it...said it was going to be her manger (sp?), the place where she would give birth the the messiah. the sad thing is, she believed these lies, most likely due to her crack use. sad, because she was really smart before.
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    ^^^^^^ Wow...

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    ^^^^^^ Holy Shit!!!

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    wow, im just shaking my head at some of the stories...i unfortunately dont have any stories to share because i tend to stick to myself when i work cause im older (31) as compared to alot of the girls that work there that are 18 or 21...OR they are the girls that sit at the bar AFTER thier shift and get SHITFACED with their customers and climb UP on the bar and make fools out of themselves...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SC_dude View Post
    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.
    Then how do you explain the girls that DO go by their birth names?
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    Then how do you explain the girls that DO go by their birth names?
    Not all places require a stage name, and some are more comfortable with their real name. Of course, some are more comfortable with a different name (particularly if they have a name like "Ethel" or something very distinctive and therefore traceable like "Diakiah").

    Personally, my real name, Christine, was already taken at the club, so I went with Chloe. Why? It's pretty, Irish, and best of all, the first sound is the same so I can usually save myself if I start to introduce myself with the wrong name.

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    a dancer told me that she could see dead people.she kept saying over and over dont tell anybody and your the only person i ever told.......um yeah right.
    she would tell me weird shit sometimes like steven was sitting at your stage and he wanted me to tell you he thinks your hot....ugh dont ya hate when the dead sit at your rack and dont tip...just joking
    i really do believe that some people have gift to see the futher ahead and the dead ect ect.......but um no not her

    oh and i fogot to tell ya she claimed she had these powers a few mths after the sixth sense came out
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    oh wait wait I can't believe i totally forgot to bust on this girl I work with now .Holy hell. So she is Puerto Rican and Italian ..supposedly. I never bought into it but at work we had a meeting and everyone had to write down first and last names. Um yah shes never been married..and her last name was german . So that solved that.
    Not necessarily...Could be her stepfather's name, or she could have been adopted. Or she could be a Hispanic/Italian/German mix, but leaves the German part out for whatever reason: b/c she doesn't identify with it? or just to keep things simple when custies ask "what are you?" a zillion times per night? Or because there was some German way back in her family line that's been bred out?

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    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SC_dude View Post
    Think about it though. All strippers go by a fake name when in the club. If the most basic thing about someone is a lie, why would you expect anything else to be true? It's part of the the "fantasy." lol.
    Excuse you, I used my birth name as a stripper for a very long time.

    Anyway - I use to be friends with this stripper chick who had supposedly shot herself in the hand, had a father who was some big wig in the family and had a kid who was anti-social and threw knives. She also was into ghosts and mental vampiring and so on and so forth. Yeah, oooooookay.

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    I worked with a brand new 18 year old dancer who never made money and it was obvious to everyone because management wrote everything down at the end of the night. Anyways, she still pretended to make in the high hundreds every night, even if there were only about 5 customers.
    She was also a model, a doctor, a teacher, everything anyone mentioned wanting to do one day. She claimed to have been married 3 times and engaged to an athelete for 2 years. This was all very interesting, we had to wonder how she did all this in her one year of adulthood.
    PHD in 2 months, teaching certificate in 1? Maybe a 2 month stint of modeling?
    I wish these girls understood that if they made their lies more believeable people would actually believe them. You just have to pick and choose, either teacher OR doctor haha

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    Hahaha, I'm so glad someone revived this thread (except for that idiot guy who claims we're all compulsive-liar spawns of Satan).

    Either way, a chick at my club who lives 4 hours away and only comes on weekends, has issues about lying compulsively and making up stupid stories to get everyone's attention. Once, she was telling a story about how she gives "At least $150 a day to homeless people on the street." Of course, THAT got a lot of the girls' attention in the DR!! Seeing she had our attention, she went on to say how she always visits this homeless guy at the Wawa down the street from the club, takes him out to dinner and gives him $30. Then she went on to say she even let him stay at her house one night. I was catching on to the lies at that point...."Wait a minute, don't you live in X? So how'd he get back here?" So at that point she fumbled and was like "Well actually....he stayed for a week...." (BS!)

    Said chick also claims to be "born and raised" in Detroit, even though she has a PROMINENT mountain accent; but probably says that to get street cred from the Philly girls.

    But the best story by far is from another club, where a not-so-hot chick claimed to be on the Playboy website. The hair and makeup guy was there, and he happens to work for Playboy in this region. A couple girls asked her "Whats the website?" and she said "Oh, its the secret webpage that only certain select members have the password to." We all thought, Oh yeah, sure people are going to go through all that trouble to get to the website, and then they get to see that??
    Me and the makeup guy were laughing about it later. I told him he should have said something like "Funny, I was AT that photo shoot for the secret website!! Where were YOU?" LOL, but that would have been way too embarassing

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    Not all places require a stage name, and some are more comfortable with their real name. Of course, some are more comfortable with a different name (particularly if they have a name like "Ethel" or something very distinctive and therefore traceable like "Diakiah").

    Personally, my real name, Christine, was already taken at the club, so I went with Chloe. Why? It's pretty, Irish, and best of all, the first sound is the same so I can usually save myself if I start to introduce myself with the wrong name.
    Oh babe, I know, lol! I was trying to figure out what the Sc guy would say to that one, since "even our names are lies".

    Half the time, I go my Kitana, and half the time I go by my real name; it's just whatever the person that is talking to me, knows me best as, lol. I have worked in the same club so long, I have made real friends there. Not just co-worker friends, lol.
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    I convinced a guy tonight i was 47 (im 29), he thought I was the best thing ever. I was bored and it was cute to see his little face b/c he thought I was so young looking, so after I milked him and it was time to go I told the truth. It was dumb, but I was bored and he was fun to mess with.

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    Is there some correlation between meth use and seeing ghosts?

    One of the former top girls at the biggest club in town where we worked together for years shows up working at my new club 8 years later. Asks me for a ride home so we stop by the 24hr Diner for breakfast.

    Sitting in the crowded Diner for an hour she is talking loudly about all the ghosts she is seeing next to me and everyone else. She broke out her camera to document the super natural phenomenon and analyzed each shot in exhaustive detail.

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